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  1. kevin mar from omaha nebraska just signed
  2. OUTSHINING is ILLEGAL!!! it's in the TEXAS CONSTITUTION!!!!! for posterity and in the event the petition goes away here is the text of the change.org petition as of this moment 29nov24 https://www.change.org/p/remove-the-texas-longhorns-from-the-southeastern-conference-sec?recruiter=1358854032&recruited_by_id=b549ce10-adba-11ef-9e48-73e46da0aab2&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_medium=copylink The Issue As a passionate advocate for the integrity of the Southeastern Conference (SEC), I, like many of us, find the inclusion of the Texas Longhorns deeply concerning. For many, they have become a giant blight on what the SEC symbolizes, leading to an intention of a petition to exclude them from the SEC altogether. The Longhorns inclusion into the conference transgresses the fundamental values of the SEC – a place of fair play and integrity (occasionally). The Longhorns are a major cancer to the conference: Contributing heavily to the implosion of previous conferences. Interfering with other SEC teams championship runs thru slimy back-door methods. Delaying games and endangering players by throwing their dildos and baby bottles onto the field during game action. Paying off officials to give preferential treatment during sporting events. Evidence is everywhere. Just ask coaches and fans from Georgia, Oklahoma, Vanderbilt, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, or any other highly respected University. Having a “snowflake” fan base that cannot take a joke and/or a simple “horns down” gesture without crying. Studies show a large contingent of support for both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris among current Longhorn students and the vast majority of Longhorn alumni. The inclusion of the Texas Longhorns has heavily tainted this great conference and brings an unprecedented challenge towards preserving our beloved SEC's integrity. Therefore, we are urging the Southeastern Conference organization to hear the voices of those committed to preserving its integrity. We implore you to consider the consequences of the Texas Longhorns participation and to re-evaluate their position within the Southeastern Conference. Show your commitment to fair play and maintaining the enthusiasm of true fans by removing the Texas Longhorns from the SEC. Sincerely, SEC Fans Everywhere
  3. we've won 10 true road games in a row which is the longest active streak in fbs game times are determined by the broadcast contract owner as we have painfully dealt with for the past 15 years sec true road games at night since the aggy temper tantrum (i.e. joining the sec and trying to burn down the rig on the way out): 12 @ klan W 66-31 21 @ pig L 21-40 23 @ gump W 34-24 sec true road games we have played since we joined the league this year 24 @ vandy 24 @ pig the sec has had 2 opportunities to schedule us at night on the road we should have already played an additional league game (home? road?) but the 8-game cowards own that fact not us - aggy can bitch at them precisely which game(s) do the aggy fucktards suggest should have been moved to the morning or afternoon the days we went to nashville and fayettenam in order to prevent the creation of this BRAND NEW LESS THAN A MONTH OLD aggy "fact" that has morphed in to existence now that the number of true road sec games we have played has increased to MULTIPLE (i.e. more than one) opportunities to prove the eSipN KoNsPeArCeE! this "fact" is now almost 2 weeks old those raised in or converted to the faith of the brethren have a web 1.0 site to help them reprogram: https://www.exmormon.org/ aggy who need to be cleansed of fishcamp programmnig have a new, modern wiki to help them reprogram: https://aggypedia.com/ advantage: aggy
  4. aggy sold 56k season tix last year and this year i would be curious to know how many didn't renew from last year
  5. now that we've settled on the current record of 12-5 due to the intertrons, we should note that is a 70% winning percentage our all time (76-37-5) record is a 66% winning percentage aggy missed the opportunity to run out of time for 12 years this means aggy ingenuity prevented the intertrons-era record from running out to 20-9, saving 8 more losses advantage: aggy
  6. Goebbels was the Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda i'm sure he was also a really nice guy this right here we win the intertrons the first html browser (mosaic) was released in september 93 but it was not a commercial product and accessible to less than 100 aggy so there were no intertrons to win aggy won in austin 5 november 94 netscape was released 15 december 94 1995 was the first year aggy could compete for intertrons including 1995, our record v. aggy is 12-5 thus, and therefore, abracadabra
  7. the idiocracy is here
  8. the macy's parade was on this morning it's not a parade anymore - it's a series of autotune performances from children with no talent packaged and marketed for proles much of the change happening around us doesn't suck and at any given time there will be people getting older but the age of the observer has no correlation with the degree of enshittification or the change happening around us
  9. shame on belmont for letting bowels have a taste of relevance in an LHN production plonsky really didn't have any reason to be included either but whatevs way too nice of a video even if the production was robust totally softpedaled the '07-'11 time period and aggy behavior and totally skipped over all of their bullshit the last 8 years this isn't the reyjkavik summit or nixon going to china they divorced, wanted to continue to fuck, we said no they went to the lege to bitch and moan - that was mentioned in the video not said was that aggy wailed and moaned and cried they couldn't believe we were not going to cancel our noncons on our dime for them when we cleared out our noncon obligations cdc offered to hatefuck by then they were too scared to get naked and be exposed as frauds they have never done shit before or after the divorce - they wasted a 12-year head start we didn't join the sec to re-establish marital relations with this virus, this infestation we didn't join to recast a shadow over their massiveness but here we are time to tango
  10. just checked in on pat no rankings just copium @immamac do you know the aggy 247 people? i want them to produce that fucker on live video for an interview - we go to the tree rat forum and cook up the questions list - then you do the interview with the RV road trip crew posted in the wrong thread +++ the stacks of speakers will be visible on national television - i hope we take video of decibel meters and have baseline hearing test metrics for our entire program that will be on the sidelines, and if there is hearing loss after the game, we class-action individuals beginning with talkiebird (john sharpE) if they are prepared to attempt physical impairment of our staff, players and administration they need to suffer criminal penalties
  11. the stacks of speakers will be visible on national television - i hope we take video of decibel meters and have baseline hearing test metrics for our entire program that will be on the sidelines, and if there is hearing loss after the game, we class-action individuals beginning with talkiebird (john sharpE) if they are prepared to attempt physical impairment of our staff, players and administration they need to suffer criminal penalties
  12. ask him to get pat on zoom and record it
  13. our position is that EVERYONE should nut up and if you can't play 9 conference games then don't schedule FCS at all if you aspire to be part of the conversation at thanksgiving then no fcs at all regardless of conference kent state? go ahead, schedule down, we don't care same with new mexico state - we don't care who you play but the osu cowboys........? play tulsa! you've won 10 in a row, their last win was '98; that's a threat for an extra loss? if you lose that game you don't belong in the argument at thanksgiving anyway play north texas! you're 10-1 all time and haven't played them in 30 fucking years! you have a shitload of alumni in north texas - play at fair park the week after Texas-0u? another idea to get a recruiting/alumni game in north texas would be new mexico - you have never played them arkansas state - you played a home/away 05/06 and won both - would they be a test? - they shouldn't be - not when you have your shit together - this year yes they would be get creative with the slot and give yourself an argument at nut cutting time the enemy of your enemy is your friend - a lot of us here want you to pull yourself up in your new environment - we don't blame you for the debacle in '15 - but we need a reason to back you now join us - come over from the dark side
  14. wiggy will get picked by our ballhawks although green i am much more worried about reed getting hot and then klein opening the brown envelope with the LOCKETT playbook page
  15. eSiPn CoNsPiRaCy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. no no no no no no hell no man no the difference is your goddamn schedule STOP SCHEDULING FCS BULLSHIT and you will get a lot of friends around here
  17. next year you open with fcs tenneessee martin skyhawks 26 your 3rd game is fcs murray state racers 27 you open with fcs western illinois leathernecks play a top g5 or middling p2 but get the fuck out with this fcs shit only iowa and iowa state get a pass because they are forced to play uni
  18. injury report due to the conference office or published online by 7pm tomorrow
  19. i just checked and that little fucker pat hasn't released his sec power rankings yet this week come on bitch! we're in withdrawal over here!
  20. re: the rig getting left out, i can't remember who posted this and in what thread but i saved it because if this comes to pass supposedly it's rape & tceh in the rig final guaranteeing a 4-loss yormark trophy:
  21. this this is so simple and they can transpose all of the "cut/stack" cosplay to cleaning out 1000 acres of state forest every year you know, volunteer for the STATE FOREST SERVICE which they were so goddamn erect to get their logo on chip the cuttings and spread it out across campus on all of the bare dirt where the grass is supposed to be
  22. plaintext for darkmode
  23. psa reminder they can fib until 7pm wednesday
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