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Kennythetiger

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  1. It’s your clean living.
  2. I tipped you for helping the guy plus for having a dad who bought an Allis.
  3. Will you be here for Christmas? Your mom wants to know.
  4. Must not have been my card then.
  5. Don’t forget to piss in the shampoo bottle.
  6. Can’t stand them cold.
  7. Assistant to the Minister of Culture.
  8. Gets them ready for college dorms. I ain’t your maid, bitch. Watch your laundry.
  9. “It’s all right, you’re all right.” ”Fuck you, Mom.”
  10. Yep. Catching up on old threads and I thought “What do condoms have to do with the flu?”
  11. Buying him tickets to the 2027 World Series.
  12. There was an Al-Anon thread on Shaggy but it didn’t go very well. We drunks couldn’t stay out of it and the Al-Anons gave up.
  13. It’s a cattleman’s paradise to hear Jake tell it.
  14. No, I didn’t take it as a knock.
  15. In our defense we sort of learned it from watching you guys.
  16. I couldn’t finish watching the ASU game. We looked like we forgot how to play football.
  17. Not an appliance but I scored this yesterday.
  18. Steel Shank thread, yo.
  19. Animals and little kids don’t have time for self-pity. ❤️
  20. I was in a really dark place for a long time, my barrier to suicide was knowing that my sister would have to tell my little nieces that I was dead. And they would have a lot of questions. I still had it together enough to not put my sister in that situation.
  21. Did she at least cheer out loud when the gong banged in the opening scene?
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