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Kennythetiger

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  1. And then remind him that you fucked his mom.
  2. They didn’t have a headrest for the dying person? That seems really cruel.
  3. Ten posts up, man. Goddamn.
  4. Is this like the Blues Brothers using 1060 West Addison?
  5. First you need a bigger boat.
  6. 7/16 too please.
  7. ^^^^. I tried and failed to find this link yesterday. These are what we have, with orthopedic foam on top. I have good things to say about ours.
  8. We keep a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of vodka on hand because I make dinner on Sunday nights and my wife likes to have a drink while I am cooking. A bottle of vodka will last her a month or more. It used to last me a Saturday.
  9. The next day the man was late for lunch. In fact he was never seen again. Three days later half of a sandal was found in the lion’s shit.
  10. Bought something very similar for our stiff dog, and then put a foam topper on it. He loves it.
  11. So, no speakers on field level? I thought that was only aggy.
  12. He’s not thinking clearly. Some chimp fucked him up good.
  13. You need to get her to the hospital immediately.
  14. Checking cattle for me, and a whiskey. And I have to remind myself over and over how the song ends.
  15. I heard once “It’s not about how much you drink, it’s about what the drink does to you.” That’s always stuck with me.
  16. Did she type this story?
  17. Dr. Seuss was a prick.
  18. My absolute favorite scene in that movie. Not a word spoken.
  19. I believe the correct nomenclature is “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
  20. The first one seems more like the f-word is an adjective describing the Ultra Brites. The second one seems to be describing what the Ultra Brites are doing- making love.
  21. The first one.
  22. *authentic
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