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Kennythetiger

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  1. I didn’t know anything about Bleachergate when it’s been referenced this past week. I read up on it when I had my morning coffee. Houston says “So when do you want to play us again?” UT- “Never. Ever.”
  2. I used to love me some flathead catfish. Then I realized that the big ones had probably seen some shit in their lifetimes, so I started turning them loose again. As I age, I’ve found that meat on the table means almost nothing to me anymore.
  3. What does being at a gym have to do with the color of GameDay signs? Is it like telling people that I’m vegan?
  4. One good flop and that dorado is back over the side of the boat. Getting old…….sucks.
  5. Not a single one of my college dates would have fit this description.
  6. I think this Facilities Manager is a genius. Just make the concrete really slick.
  7. First thing I thought of too, until I realized that she wasn’t chasing him.
  8. I’d email my hygienist. She makes me feel like I’m two inches tall, and that my teeth are all going to fall out at any second. Then the dentist comes in, looks at things for 12 seconds and says “Everything looks great! See you in six months, and don’t forget to pay on your way out.”
  9. Encourage him to do the total eclipse. The last one was one of the neatest natural things I’ve ever seen.
  10. My first experience with Lukas was several years ago when my dad took my brother and me to a Willie concert, and Lukas opened for Willie. To this point Dad hadn’t seen Willie live, and I had no idea who Lukas was. After the show my brother and I both commented that we enjoyed Lukas far more than Willie. My dad stopped walking, informed us that our sister would inherit everything and that we were no longer welcome for Christmas.
  11. My uncles would put your head on the wall and Brisket probably has a recipe ready to go for you.
  12. About 30 years ago in our house. Country Crock.
  13. I remember it being a big deal when she was on the Wheaties box.
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