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Kennythetiger

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  1. Mine cleans the house before we leave. To the point that it delays us leaving. It’s so that if we both die in a fiery crash at least our house is clean.
  2. Unless it utilizes a breathing apparatus made of kelp.
  3. I thought that was general knowledge.
  4. The dumbest octopus is still smarter than my dog.
  5. *Take your shoes off when you come in the house.
  6. You got this, man. Could I have your watch?
  7. Our president isn’t communicating with leaders of foreign nations through twitter. Shirley.
  8. *hot-ass wife and me
  9. Spoiler that shit, man.
  10. Man I miss President Obama.
  11. Married life is the same across the globe.
  12. Put that on the Steel Shank thread and those heathens will pray to you.
  13. It’s always about oil. Even I know that, and I’m about as dumb as they come.
  14. Well then I guess it’s only fair that @Hank_Hill covets my wife. Best of luck to him.
  15. Dude she was 16.
  16. Drinkin’, lovin’, fightin’, it’s the cowboy way, Lane.
  17. People instantly dying when shot with arrows. Gasoline blowing up without an ignition source.
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