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Kennythetiger

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  1. I did this for my dad and me too. Don’t do this.
  2. Should have made him take the class. Could you imagine how cool it would be to be a college kid and have him as a classmate?
  3. My dad (not a Texan) puts ketchup on his scrambled eggs.
  4. I noticed the dual rear axles on the one pickup. Turns out those were a thing. The T-Rex.
  5. Aggravated battery. I’m with Gene- I think all of those are fake.
  6. I’m just here to complain about the other thread being locked. It had almost nothing to do with bad officiating, and almost everything to do with dog piling a poster. Those are the best ones.
  7. I was at KU when Roy Williams said “I’ll never leave KU!” and then…..left KU. People wanted to string him up with barbed wire from a light pole on Mass Street. God, they hated him after that. Little did they know that Bill Self would turn out to be just as good as, if not better than Roy.
  8. I like this one much better than Spring Forward
  9. Even I thought that one was bullshit. Looked like your guy pulled up when our guy went out of bounds.
  10. K State radio was very complimentary of your guy and his hustle.
  11. K-State radio announcer just said “In honor of MM, “Right on Right on Right on.””
  12. Very good friends of mine have a house that overlooks our small high school football stadium. Once a year the friends will pick a Friday night with good weather and host a fish fry. Lots of people bring their unused summer catch of white bass and walleye from the reservoir north of us. Good seasoning and cheap whiskey can cover up a lot of freezer burn.
  13. I spent a really long time learning how to season and cook a steak so that it’s perfect for me. When I go out to eat I enjoy ordering something that I most likely will never make for myself.
  14. Man, I had forgotten that smoke detectors existed.
  15. Not sure if he stopped them as much as the truck bed did.
  16. It took me hitting 40, watching my little nieces grow up and my parents get old, before I figured out that A Christmas Story isn’t about Ralphie and his goddamned BB gun.
  17. The best people in our little town were the ones who gave out full-sized candy bars.
  18. If I were an analyst I would pick K-State too. If the underdog wins you can say “Told you! I’m the smartest guy on the radio.” If Texas wins you say “Well of course they won, they’re the better, higher-ranked team” and quietly and quickly change the subject. Is there a way to see how Vegas is betting, as far as who wins? If I gambled, this would be the game where I’d put money on Texas. Texas wins, and the kids get Christmas presents for once. KSU wins and I lose money, but I get a really warm feeling, like the time I pissed my pants in a dark suit.
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