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Kennythetiger

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  1. “You got me, Pat.” One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies.
  2. Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee. Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection.
  3. Not this shit again.
  4. I thought you were supposed to stay close to a shitter. Maybe that was last week.
  5. That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today.
  6. Tell Uncle Slayton and his Asian bride hello.
  7. Those might have been jersey gloves.
  8. If you think that’s cool wait till you see what she does to her husband.
  9. Remember that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman.
  10. Toilet paper
  11. One cool cat.
  12. I went through some awful shit in early 2020 and was sleeping from midnight to about 3:00 a.m. every night. I ended up with a weighted blanket, and LOVED it. Heavy fucker- I think it was a 20 or 25 pounder. The insides broke open about the same time that I stopped needing it, but it definitely served a purpose. I also use an app on my phone called “Calm” and listen to sleep stories.
  13. Thanks, but I got that. What’s with the snacks?
  14. I don’t get it.
  15. In my opinion one of the best matchups of song and scene.
  16. *shit your pants, Yoda. Not pee them.
  17. An albatross? Wtf?
  18. I clicked on that guys account. Reads a lot like Mike B’s, though not quite as hostile.
  19. This new music sucks. Same thing our dads said to us, and their dads said to them. We’re getting older. We can’t keep life at the way we were. The times they are a-changing. They do for everyone.
  20. Please post pictures if you get one. I really wanted one when I was young.
  21. Bunch of nerve-rackin’ sons of bitches.
  22. You can show your wife to us. This is the trust tree.
  23. And the banker? You guessed it- Frank Stallone.
  24. Nicer shade of orange you had back then.
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