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Player

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  1. Brisket - you’re seriously trying to have a “rules of the road” discussion with the dipshit who drove his RV into a bridge?
  2. Daybreak. First cut. Superspook jr in Bone.
  3. Lol - like Ricky Bobby talking shit to Jean Gerard.
  4. Erwin Avon Nacher sounds like a pseudonym that Brian Fantana considered, but ultimately rejected, for his left testicle.
  5. Ready for attack of the clones
  6. Stillwater - a jumbled, long, and boring mess
  7. Or punching himself
  8. I’m sure it will look more slimming on you.
  9. Hopefully this is just an elaborate ruse, and he's chillin at an Omaha area Cinnabon.
  10. Reminds me of the time on a ski trip in Vail when my wife assured me that Led Zeppelin was playing a concert (one night only!!!), and it just happened to be that night. Not taking no for an answer, the kids and I walked over to this little outdoor pavilion to appease her. It was these chicks: They were good.
  11. Your player of the game…
  12. Professional hitter
  13. Kid’s day at MMP… …means guest portraits from budding young artists
  14. New addition at my niece’s house… Bob the bloodhound. Gloom, despair, and agony on me….whoaaa!
  15. I think you are confusing being pissed with our feeling of validation that Nebraska did the right thing in shit canning the BIG 12 when we did. In this game of Musical Chairs, we grabbed our seat years ago.
  16. Gwardians would’ve been so much better
  17. This Tory bastard is always looking down on others.
  18. Calorie McMuffin, Jr. Shake and quake
  19. Unhinged- okay for the most part I guess. Crowe is a fat fuck.
  20. Well, CTJ takes his (alleged) foot speed very seriously.
  21. So when’s his first day at ESPN?
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