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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Another aspect to consider is the Darwinian selection process of war. Statistically, if you can survive your first five or so engagements, your odds of overall survival increase greatly. As you gain experience, you take fewer chances and do fewer stupid things as you learn the ropes. The newbs always die at higher rates. Combat, of any sort, punishes stupidity and mistakes in the most brutal way possible, so you don't get many chances to make mistakes. That is so for even the best trained, led, and motivated militaries. We are seeing how disastrous that is in a poorly led, poorly trained army with low morale.
  2. I was two, living the toddler life in Corpus Christi. I have no recollection of it. Now MLK and RFK, I remember those, and my dad explaining that part of the country was insane. I was seven, but I remember 1968 as a fucked up time.
  3. That's what I figured. Curses, foiled again!
  4. "If it ain't his shit, you must acquit."
  5. Shit, were you in my office the last month before I retired? That is an outstanding analogy.
  6. Hahaha. He's fixing to die, and he don't even know it.
  7. Mr. Mountain Lion invited Mr. Deer over to meet the guys for dinner. Mr. Deer is fixing to learn his last lesson.
  8. Not giving the defense time to rest, low time of possession, not enough rushing yards.
  9. I, to, am a fan of our version of Sideshow Bob.
  10. Mississippi Goddam.
  11. Those are AN-2 Colts. They are very versatile, fuel efficient, maneuverable at low speed, and easy to fly. They are used for liaison flights, light transport, and flying officers around. The type has been in service since the late '40s.
  12. Damn. First Rufus, now De Nomolos. Bogus!
  13. Pretty bold of her to think that they have electricity and properly configured outlets.
  14. Or open a strip club called Watch My Hoochie.
  15. Watch the 1969 Arkansas game, then discuss this with Coach Royal.
  16. Last night I made a pot of well seasoned, delicious pinto beans for supper. Today comes the reekoning.
  17. Hey, dumbfuck! Did you miss the fact that at least one Navy vessel was completely out of action for weeks, and others had greatly decreased readiness due to Covid running amok in their crews? I also read that some Air Force, Army, and Marine units experienced decreased readiness due to Covid, including delays in scheduled deployments. No, it didn't kill a lot of fit, young service people, but it fucked up their ability to do their damned jobs. Dumbfucks like you are why I get called Jarhead and accused of eating crayons.
  18. That's a decapitation waiting to happen.
  19. Folks don't realize how challenging ejector pumps, or any pump for that matter, can be. Especially when they are installed in a space like that one. Thank you for understanding the challenge the plumber faced.
  20. I had a neighbor who was an animal whisperer. Folks found baby animals of all sorts and brought to him to raise. He'd get them to maturity and set them free on his parent's farm, where they would live and gradually acclimate to being wild. He had a squirrel that refused to go out of his parent's house for whatever reason. I went over to visit one day and that damned squirrel jumped off of a door lintel onto the top of my head, digging in with those needle claws like I was a tree. Damn, that hurt. I swear some of the punctures went clean to the skull. And then he kneaded, like a cat. Squirrels are cute, but fuck having them as pets, or in the house.
  21. Sounds like she'd bitch if you gave her a golden shower.
  22. From beautiful (?!) Nastysota... FIGHT!!!
  23. Funny, I was just thinking about my most successful dusting to date, and it was totally unplanned. I don't remember what it was, but I ate something that gave me some extra rancid, large farts. Absolutely horrible farts, like something died. I was putting a load of clothes in the washer when the worst of the lot burst forth in all of its rancid glory. Our air handler for the HVAC is right next to the washer, and the AC was running. When I went into the living room my wife asked me if I smelled something. Why, yes. Yes I did. It was that awful fart, piped into the living room. I explained what happened to her, and she gave me El Ojo Malo as she went into our bedroom to escape the odor. Shortly I hear her cussing, and she comes back into the living room. I had very effectively dusted the entire house. We had to turn off the AC and open the windows.
  24. According to 2A absolutists, that's just the price of freedom. A price they are willing for others to pay. Sick fucking bastards.
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