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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Which I will be more than happy to desecrate.
  2. Lately I can't say a complete sentence without my wife interrupting. I've just stopped trying to communicate, other than the most basic things. She don't want to hear, she don't have to hear.
  3. I swear that I heard the turtle say, "Where are you going?! I was going to make espresso!"
  4. If it's radiating, it can be found and destroyed. Just a matter of getting the right weapon in the right place.
  5. I'll admit that I may be mistaken, but that is what happened to my mother in law and father in law. He had time in the Navy and other employment that predated the changes in SS during the Reagan admin, so he received his SS retirement benefits. She was a teacher the entire time and could not receive SS survivor benefits.
  6. Not from their teaching salaries, but it doesn't matter; they may have paid into SS in other jobs, or their spouse may have, but they cannot receive SS benefits, anyway.
  7. He should have told her, "It's none of your business. Get out of the way." and just carried on.
  8. And keep in mind that teachers cannot collect Social Security. Those pensions are better than many who save on their own for retirement, but they aren't going to have you living on easy street.
  9. Those photos make me sick. We cannot, must not turn away. I would like to ask a certain party to look at those and explain to me how the hell it could have been worse.
  10. My son calls cyber trucks "wank panzers", and now I do, too. I saw my first one irl last weekend, and the wanker was four corner parked.
  11. No, another logical explanation is that the campaign knows that Trump will bluster and strut, then pull out at the last minute over some made up grievance. It's been his pattern this cycle.
  12. Who's going to tell him, "No."? I know I'm not. That much happiness is too rare in this old world.
  13. Today at lunch, having seafood with my dad, I was struck by a conundrum: Is it wrong to use delicious shrimp for fish bait, or is it wrong to eat the outstanding fish bait that is shrimp? And if one is wrong but not the other, why? (Yeah, the conversation hit a dull spot.)
  14. Makes me wonder how many kids she diddled.
  15. "It could be raining titties and I'd get hit in the face by one of Stoop's dildos."
  16. Good. I hope that he keeps campaigning like that.
  17. I have heard it said more than once that pitchers are not athletes. He has to be exhibit 1.
  18. My daughter read that while she was in high school. She asked me to read it, too, so that I could understand some of the questions that she had. I found it to be a very fine book that tracked perfectly with the Vietnam vets with whom I served. I need to read it again. She nearly threw up when I explained the soldiers singing "Lemon Tree" while recovering their buddy's remains.
  19. I probably disagree with a lot of what the protesters are saying, and I agree with a lot of it, too. But I fully agree that they have the right to protest peacefully, and that right was trampled to dust today. That's embarrassing for the school and the state, but I expect it from this increasingly messed up state.
  20. My word was epitome. I thought that it was pronounced with a long o and silent final e. Entertained the hell out of my freshman English teacher.
  21. What was Doomlet's take on your preparations?
  22. Who knew that Chik-fil-A is a boxer dropper? At least he didn't get his perv on on a Sunday.
  23. How is that even a question? Shit yeah I'd eat there. And enjoy the floor show.
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