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Victor Lazlo

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  1. I have been known to, upon occasion, drop a healthy dose of guacamole slap in the middle of a bowl of chili frito pie. Slams.
  2. Now my ATT alternate has sound but no video. This is seriously harshing my mellow.
  3. Why the hell did the Comcast alternate channel drop the game at midnight?
  4. https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/6/30/21308526/gunman-shot-driver-then-hid-weapon-continued-protest-provo-police-say-blm PROVO — Two people were arrested Tuesday night in connection with the shooting of a motorist during a protest near the Provo Police Department the night before. The victim, a 60-year-old Provo resident, remained hospitalized Tuesday but was “stable,” according to police. The man was not part of the protest or counterprotest that had been going on, but was just driving in the area, said Provo Police Sgt. Nisha King.
  5. “Situational awareness demands”? Are you fucking kidding me? For the last 100 years plus, you could drive through Austin on any Saturday night and expect to not be molested by a mob walking through the streets and impeding traffic illegally. Austin is a destination for a lot of people. It could have been any one of us. It could have been me, from out of town and trying to get to where I needed to go. How the fuck would I have expected to encounter an unsanctioned protest march? Sad deal all around, and shouldn’t have happened. But to blame it on the driver for not having “situational awareness” that he shouldn’t have needed in Austin fucking Texas , for God’s sake - unbelievable.
  6. I’m cool with the trade-off of 8 pm west coast starts. Works for me.
  7. Deboned a 6 pound chicken, stuffed with jalapeño cornbread, trussed up, and smoked.
  8. Well, by God. That’s reason enough to burn it down. The horror!
  9. I have a question about “people with pre-existing cardiovascular disease”. Does that include people like me, not overweight but diagnosed with high blood pressure years ago that is being controlled effectively with medication? The high blood pressure runs in my family. I’ve never been able to pin down exactly what “pre-existing cardiovascular disease” means in the context of Covid-19 comorbitities.
  10. I was on a deer lease 20-25 years ago with a guy that killed his wife’s lover a year or two after I left the lease. His name was Chris, can’t remember the last name, had married a very cute gal half his age. I knew he was a bit high strung, so made it a rule to never talk to her around the campfire unless he was close enough to hear the conversation. The way I heard it, his wife was stepping out on him and Chris tracked them to a motel room and shot the paramour dead. Brazoria County, I think. Early ‘90s.
  11. My squirrel body count this year is 11, but those fuckers keep showing up to depredate my tomatoes. I got lazy after taking out 4 of them by late April, but have stepped up my game recently and got 7 in the last week. Tractor Supply traps baited with peanut butter and peanuts are said to be effective But they still keep coming.* * The above was a fictional account of a fictional backyard gardener.
  12. Miss Texas, Miss America, and was a fixture on the NFL Today pregame show from the mid ‘70’s to the mid ‘80’s. And was damn good at it.
  13. “And other aspects of structural racism could contribute to the elevated risk for black Americans.“ Ha ha fucking ha. “Structural racism” Yeah that’s the ticket
  14. I like that. Say it like you mean it, Jordon.
  15. Damn, Neil Armstrong seems like he was pretty smart. A stellar choice to command that first mission to the moon.
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