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MrBig

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  1. I bet Elmo loved The Phantom Menace and thought Jar-Jar was a phenomenal link between human and alien life forms.
  2. This is so cool! Where was it? I had no idea there was a skateboarding thread on Surly until today.
  3. I read that she was charging her Ring doorbell when this happened. Is this true? Who the hell charges their doorbell camera when they’re waiting for a delivery order?
  4. Nobody should be abusing anyone. The point is that Billy Zane didn’t start flipping tables and slapping Rose around until after he caught her dancing with Jack in third-class and posing topless for his art. He wasn’t slapping her around until she got that Dawson dick.
  5. Titanic Watched it with my Gen Z niece who had never seen it. Instead of being into the Jack and Rose love story, she couldn’t stop saying how they did Billy Zane wrong. Watching this now that I’m older and married, I agree. Billy Zane didn’t snap until he realized his fiancé was fucking around behind his back with some drifter. If I spent a shitload of money (allegedly $130K in today’s money) to bring my fiancé and her mother and all of their shit to America with first class accommodations, I would be so fucking pissed off beyond belief and go berserk the way he did, sinking boat or not.
  6. Mulkey gave Grindr the same advice she gave her at Baylor. “Don’t do any of that dyke shit or you’ll get Patrick Dennehy’d.” Baylor or Russian prison, the rules are the same in both places. This is how terrible Mulkey is.
  7. Hey Rick, keep up the great work you do when it comes to tournament time.
  8. Grimes just publicly announced her new relationship with her boyfriend yesterday on Twitter so naturally Elmo starts tweeting about the Supreme Court. How can members of Congress or the Justice Department stand back and do nothing while he rants about immigrants and government spending? Does he know how much the DoD spends on his fucking satellites? I hope Trump squeezes every last fucking dime from him and leaves him penniless.
  9. Comments are saying she was either at Jan 6 or she was pegging Les Miles.
  10. Russia doesn’t fuck with Azerbaijan because members of Congress from both sides of the aisle have strong oil interests there. Enough so to create a Congressional Azerbaijan Caucus to fund their trips to the region.
  11. Rick Barnes is a bigger choker than Chris Beard, we are moving past them in the next round.
  12. I’ve been thinking of those shitty see through MLB uniforms and I always think that George Costanza designed them since his uniform debacle with the Yankees.
  13. She gives me Brittany Mahomes vibes when we compare their beauty.
  14. Kensington Palace has always acted like they were above “going viral” and they always stuck to legacy media outlets to promote their narrative. So seeing “leaked” videos of royals like this is a relatively new thing. It makes me think the royals worked out a deal with TMZ for future exclusives since they are no longer a trusted source with regular news outlets. There are only so many Taylor Swift and Kardashian stories TMZ can print. If TMZ aligned themselves with the future King of England it would provide an endless supply of stories and throw a wrench in the entire ecosystem that Harry & Meghan are part of in Hollywood.
  15. When has TMZ ever had an “exclusive” on anything Royal related? Kensington Palace must be desperate since they are no longer a “trusted source” in the eyes of major news organizations like the AP after the photo editing debacle. I would not be surprised if KP called up TMZ and worked out a deal to show Kate and created a pipeline for further “exclusives” in exchange for having a hand in any Harry & Meghan stories. I know TMZ is pretty much US based but KP would be dumb not to work out a deal with Harvey & TMZ now that they don’t have legacy media believing everything they publish anymore.
  16. I thought this cheese was made in Italy but it’s actually from Wisconsin
  17. Would not be surprised if this was the issue and not Sandy Hook.
  18. Her name is literally Rose Rocksavage and I’m sure she does more than just peg.
  19. Hallmark Presents: The Princess and the Pegger
  20. She gave him the “don’t fucking touch me” right in front of an audience.
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