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MrBig

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  1. It’s Traylor giving us the silent signal after the Baylor game. He’s giving UT the nod by whispering in our ears, “hey, if it doesn’t work out with Sark, I’ll be less than 100 miles away for 10 years in case you want that quick and reliable coaching ass.”
  2. Yeah but you have to remove the Ohio State license plate holder.
  3. I have become so delusional about Texas football, I’m telling myself that this is all part of Sark’s plan. Sark knows when to fold em because we are dogshit. He’s holding back on 2nd half adjustments because he doesn’t want his plans to be revealed on tape with execution by shitty players which shows all the vulnerabilities of his schemes. Once he recruits all of his own guys, he can finally execute the plays he’s dreamed about on both sides of the ball with great success. And monkeys might also fly out of my butt.
  4. So you’re saying Sark is neither a grower nor a shower?
  5. It’s a combination of coaching + shitty players. The few years Sark spent at Alabama blinded him to the possibility that players at a big time football school can be this shitty. He doesn’t know how to adjust his coaching to fix it. Its like telling a parent their kid smells like shit because they don’t know how to wipe their ass. Some kids needs to be shown how to wipe their ass to get it right, and some kids just know. Nothing wrong with teaching em how to wipe if it gets the shit stink out of the building. And Sark doesn’t know how to teach shitty players how to wipe their asses.
  6. So you’re saying the Kendra Scott Cartel pushed out Herman and made UT hire Sark?
  7. Casey is average, but he is much more accurate with the deep ball than Sam ever was. It’s been a while since we were throwing 50+ yard bombs downfield like this that have actually been caught. I think this has something to do with why our WR recruiting has been shit. No elite receiver wants to go to a place where most of the QB highlights are of plays with his legs instead of downfield passes in stride to his WRs. Sam was an excellent leader and I’m not taking away from his record here. I’m just trying to rationalize why the fuck we have nobody else from the Herman era to catch the ball. It could also be because Tom Herman was a major asshole who seriously rubbed recruits the wrong way.
  8. Aranda is very close to Tom Herman. He knew what kind of dogshit players Tom recruits and knew exactly how to beat us.
  9. Makes me want to stick a fork in an outlet.
  10. Greg McElroy has tape of Herbie talking in the background during sex.
  11. Patrick Mahomes’ mama says that INT shouldn’t be on Casey because it was tipped.
  12. Moore would have been kicked off Charlie’s team for violating the “no guns” rule.
  13. I liked Sinister. But Sinister 2 sucked balls.
  14. So it’s this instead?
  15. MrBig

    Below Deck

    Did anyone watch the new season with the temporary captain subbing in for Lee? I’m more interested in that than anything Sandy and Malia related.
  16. I’m not a big fan of Kaycee but she has become the female challenge darling especially with Nany by her side. Any woman with an ounce of strength and muscle tone can take out Kaycee in a physical elimination but it will never happen with the way voting is.
  17. What ever happened to that buff chick Jenny? She seems like the only female that gives Kaycee any good competition.
  18. With the price of oil & gas now, I’m surprised we don’t have a “Too Fat to Fly” list.
  19. I prefer the Texas Institute of Technology, Training, Astronomy and Yonderworldly Sciences
  20. “My husband can’t fucking throw the ball like the Earth is round and fucking prove the Earth is flat at the same fucking time!”
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