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SwanderedTalent

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  1. unless it's wacky zany trolling HERPA DERP DERP HERE'S A HUNDRED GIFS FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME aggy boy
  2. I expect that you are right. Even if they're not inclined to do it that way, I can't imagine they'd be so dumb as to say "hey we fixed the likeness liability by totally locking down the rosters to randomized attributes".
  3. the only way EA can prevent the user base from making and distributing current-year rosters is to remove roster editing, in which case they might as well remove the forward fucking pass from the game they'll either go with NIL-compensation real rosters, or randomized rosters that can be overwritten en masse as they currently are, or they'll kill the product on Day 1
  4. OK. I have faced it. Are we going to win some fucking football games this fall?
  5. OK, I know how to fix By Your Side "Go Faster" – 4:04 "Kickin' My Heart Around" – 3:40 "By Your Side" – 4:28 "HorseHead" – 4:02 "Only a Fool" – 3:43 Peace Anyway You Don't Have to Go When The Night Comes Falling From The Sky "Then She Said My Name" – 3:43 Bled To Death "Virtue and Vice" – 4:45 Cut out the poorest four songs on the record (Heavy, Go Tell The Congregation, Diamond Ring, and Welcome to the Goodtimes) and replace them with two B-sides, the Dylan cover, and the unreleased Bled to Death. Bingo. Record and release "It's Only Rock N Roll" as a promotional single, or maybe B-side.
  6. someone tell Randolph Duke we're somehow going to be OK even after firing Herman! you know what, never mind, don't tell him
  7. what, you can't see Brie Larson making dick sucking jokes in her 80s?
  8. I've been testing people for COVID like that for since before I'd even heard of COVID! why no, I'm not a doctor, why do you ask?
  9. and get a freight train run on them-- the closest B12CG loss they had after beating us in 2001 was the following year when OU only beat them by 22. I think the Big 12 North was dogshit most of that time, which is why Colorado was able to win it. 2001 was the last time Colorado lost fewer than five games in a season until 2016, when they managed to only lose four. Other than the COVID shortened 2020 season, they've lost at least five games almost every year for almost two decades.
  10. I guess it's too late for him now, but I think he could have been a Manziel knockoff if he'd swallowed his pride back in 2019 and transferred to a G5 program. He needed to go someplace where he'd be the unquestioned best QB and allowed to play without any real discipline. Where is Sumlin coaching in 2021? Go there, Tater.
  11. To me, when you schedule Colorado, you are basically trying to find an opponent whose name recognition far outweighs their competitiveness on the field in a given year. Miami is the ultimate example of that, or maybe Nebraska (although Nebraska has been so putrid that you're pretty obviously lining up a cupcake if you schedule them). Michigan is getting there. Gen-X and above remember Colorado from the McCartney days and that name still perks our ears up, but they've been dogshit since the 2001 season (their 2016 team was a total paper tiger). A&M puts Colorado on the schedule and gets undue credit for beating them. That's their goal. Colorado is one step above Kent or New Mexico but treated like their three or four steps up because we remember their glory days from when we were in high school.
  12. hey I personally love the idea of rezoning Tarrytown. knock a bunch of shit down and build "affordable" housing there. I'd vote for FitLump if she proposed that
  13. there won't be a trailer hitch with chrome left on it in Heaven in a few weeks Godspeed, lady
  14. he was out with COVID, so it's hard to blame Shaka for last night's loss hard, but not impossible
  15. Ohio State fans don't hate him, what the fuck are you talking about?
  16. I'd rather have FitLump run Austin, or anything really, than Greg Casar
  17. this one was recorded around the time of Warpaint but it would have fit on either Band or Before the Frost, really like it.... nice simple, pretty vibe
  18. the only word I have for what you do is "impressive"
  19. now that we've been in mourning for a year, can we open society back up
  20. "So the bracket is of course the number one seed, Alabama, the Crimson Tide undefeated, winners of the SEC. Number two seed, as expected, undefeated ACC champion Clemson, and number three of course is Ohio State, again the winners of the Big Ten. Guys, I think the big surprise is the four seed, a lot of people thought it might be one-loss Pac-12 champ Oregon, there were some rumblings Georgia or Notre Dame might slide in there, and of course Oklahoma as the Big 12 champion was the heavy favorite to land that fourth slot. Instead we get 8-4 Texas, which not only didn't win its conference but lost to OU twice by a combined 70 points. I guess my question to you, Joey Galloway, what the fuck?" "Reese, what the fuck indeed. It's a hard one to figure. I mean, Jesse, you gotta look at what the committee did here and really say 'what the fuck'." "Joey, yeah, no doubt, you and I were watching the selection show together and I remember we both said that same thing when Texas was selected fourth, you know, 'what the fuck'."
  21. whoever the fuck it was, he was wrong
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