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Tex Long

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  1. Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
  2. Looking at a bidding war for Elko, between ND and Meatchicken?
  3. Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!
  4. Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
  5. Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.
  6. Actually, it is. "Music" means "of the Muses", and the Muses are the goddesses of poetry. The words are the point, and instrumental accompaniment is supportive... the real performers are vocalists. Greek word for poetry is "musika" (latin alphabet).
  7. When shit's verbal instead of nounal, yep.
  8. You spelled "shat" wrong. But we admire the effort...
  9. aggy coaster gonna need update... extend climb to December and peak about double.
  10. Woulda repped this times 1,000 if possible.
  11. So aTm - Mia took 59 minutes to see a TD, This one took 59 seconds.
  12. clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack... clickety-clack...
  13. Here's a potential new CFP rule: scoreless tie has no overtime, both teams eliminated; next game opponent recieves win by forfeit.
  14. Rent free, both fanbases. Every crowd shot has idiots horns downing. It's good to be King.
  15. +rep for comports.
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