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Tex Long

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About Tex Long

  • Birthday 04/04/1943

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  1. Seems like that wasn't all gas. Brakes all the through Q4. For sure, can we finally file that Prevent bullshit under "Brakes"?
  2. Why wouldn't they? They know you'll be back...
  3. I did, once. He said it was Townes.
  4. PSA: watching illegallu streamed material is not illegal. For the streamers, yes; for you, no. As an advertiser, I'm perfectly happy for potential customers to see my ads without paying the fuckers I already paid to run the ad.
  5. Well... she does have a pleasant oral sphincter, so that's good.
  6. Living a mile high 150 miles from the nearest broadcast antenna doesn't work all that well, either. Steve Earle begs to differ.
  7. Meanwhile, back on topic, namely Brian Kelly and LSU ... Has Landry mentioned one of his alma mater's more successful HC's, Sun Belt Billy? I'm pretty sure he's available.
  8. Anyone who has the ear - or eye - of CDC, let's get that damn seat painted orange.
  9. Damn fine idea.
  10. Little bit dusty in here. Peace be. Hook'em
  11. On what planet?
  12. Absofuckinglutely Motto-worthy. Do it.
  13. If Sexton & Co. aren't the source of the NFL story, who could it be? Surely not some guy who got fired here, drifted a while, got on elsewhere, then got fired there as well, replaced by an NFL coach... and moved back here? Guy like that, he'd be a terrific interim - and who knows, maybe a few more years... maybe even coach a few more wins and pass up Saint Darrell?
  14. I'd bet the number of Surlys who, if their wives brought that outfit to them, would put that shit on and parade in public would be vanishingly small. I suspect it wouldn't even matter if she was super hot and a monster in the sack. Maybe the turndown would be more polite than mine would be, but still... no-man-shit-no-man.gif
  15. Tearjerker Strong, damn. Be fair, though... when you run into a guy who can't remember his #1 guy's name, or his own zip code, seems like you might want to start looking for a replacement, pronto. My favorite zip code story concerns the fella who moved to Pasadena and came up with a quick mnemonic to remember his new zip code. His kid asked what it was, and he replied "Nine-one? Oh, one-one" in a pleased manner. Kid said "Fuck, dad, it's nine, ten, eleven!"
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