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Tex Long

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  1. How mny aggys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  2. This not lame, it's groan-worthy.
  3. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Wrong thread. Maybe try "Am I Middle-aged Yet?" If it doesn't exist, youb should start it.
  4. I think the main thing I expect from our offense with Arch at the helm is to have that QB sneak (ten-wedge, anyone?) on tap, a better deep ball, running plays where the QB actually has to be accounted for by at least one of the defenders, and a few, or even several, fewer plays where the QB doesn't seem resigned to being sacked. Oh, and Arch or no Arch, let's not lose any games because we don't have a red zone ability.
  5. You ever hear of arrow frog poison? As a basis for anesthesia? Do you know how it works? Trust me, you don't want to know.
  6. If you watched Uncles Peyton & Eli and Belichick on the Monday Night NFL game, you already know that's a Good Thing. They've repeatedly said Arch's Dad was the superior athlete to them, and that he and Arch are the inheritor's of Granddad Archie's athletic traits. Arch sounds very confident, very confident indeed. His interactions with talking heads and typing hands have been handled well. Yes. Yes, his demeanor is a Good Thing.
  7. "Shat" is not only a perfectly good word in English, it's even less vulgar than its own present tense. And easier to say or write than, say, gescheissen habe.
  8. It would be if it weren't artificial.
  9. Combination For Two is not all that bad as a band name, but I like it a lot better as a song title. Mileage may vary in your immediate cosmic vicinity. Ooohhh, wait! Cosmic Vicinity has some possibilities...
  10. I'm assuming you're just working your bit, because nobody's dumb enough to believe that every ***** fits any scheme. I think you're now on record as being a bit player, or perhaps just a dumbass. From your own perspective, you've won the day. Congratulations.
  11. Actually, True Regret is a bleeding asshole.
  12. Oh, right. Bill Walton and Kareem coulda been ass-kicking point guards.
  13. Unpossible. They only talk about tu, t.u., tea sippers, t-sips, and varsity. Your feed is provided by Artificial Stupidity.
  14. Kinda the point - take the best guys you can, not just the best guys who fit your schemes.
  15. John Wooden of UCLA basketball fame won what, 9 or 10 National Championships in 11 Years. His teams were often dramatically different from year to year - big one year, running and gunning the next, full-court pressure buzzer to buzzer the next. Asked how he did it, he said he recruited the best talent he could, and then sat down to figure out how best to play them. Worked for basketball.
  16. Well, sure... when you leave the chair...
  17. Can Agbo catch? Could we make some effort to teach him to catch?
  18. Miz Long has Elvis, who is alleged to be a Basset and Italian Greyhound mix, but looks like a Jack Russell on stilts (I'm doubting the Basset ancestry). He's tall enough to get his nose (and tongue) to the edge of the counters and counter-height table. If we're careless enough to leave a chair pulled out, it's a precarious two jumps to true surfing. I'm considering an investment into a dog-size mouse trap.
  19. More reflective of real life?
  20. I think you misunderstand the meaning of "counter surfing". In my experience, ranging from Bassets and Beagles to Labs and Standard Poodles - including just plain mutts - your Dog stands on his hind legs, hooks his nose and muzzle over the edge of the counter, starting at one end and toddling to the other end, snuffling vigorously. Move to another counter or table top, repeat. In the event anything palatable is found, slurp at it until it falls onto the floor or moves too far back to slurp. Cats frequently assist by throwing things off the counter or table, or at least pushing them closer to the edge.
  21. Noise, Odors, and Outdoor Sex is kinda on the long side, but still a damn fine band name. Might be okay for a triple-header concert, though.
  22. Tell about the rabbits
  23. Between owners, general managers, and head coaches there are around a hundred NFL brainiacs, and I'll be surprised if there aren't five or six who are pretty damn sure they can teach Quinn to throw the long ball and how to check to the weak side run. I reckon one of those five or six will take him by at least the second round.
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