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Tex Long

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  1. Is despising SpiderMan unpopular?
  2. You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.
  3. Is it an unpopular opinion to suppose that a forum called "LULZ" is not the right place to go into standard Surly behavior of "I'm right, you're an asshole"?
  4. You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question. On the other hand, Iocane is a powerful drug, so it remains to be seen. 1st and 10 in the Red Zone has much in common with Asian land wars, as we have been seeing lately.
  5. I haven't seen the phrase "Unwanted anal leakage" on a food package lately. It was kind of a big deal for a while, the cause being an artificial "fat" called Olestra, which is not absorbed by your body, so your shit turns slippery and just falls leaks out. It was banned in EU and pretty much everywhere else except the US. I dunno if it's banned here now or Procter & Gamble just quit selling it. I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage.
  6. russellcroweasgladiator.jpg Well?
  7. You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question.
  8. On the other hand, it might not be a band at all. I'm thinking of a modern-day replacement for, or continuation of, Hee Haw. Who doesn't like scantily clad, busty young women. If Sports Illustrated could be brought in as a sponsor, you might could add a transgender person or two.
  9. No way, that's what they're expecting now. ZR quad option handoff, run, pop pass, pitch. Profit.
  10. "Cracker Crutches" would be, what - Blue Grass, Pop Country, Southern Rock, or...?
  11. You, for one. And there's plenty of (at least mildly) interesting shit, without unending repetition. I recommend it.
  12. Maybe not, but it scans nicely. Next line is... "She didn't see it coming, but it did."
  13. This thead has improved hugely since I put bo&w a certain poster on ignore.
  14. On the bright side, "Alter Pedals" is actually a pretty decent band name.
  15. You've spelt "incredibly fucking stupid" incorrectly.
  16. This is why we have Rugby. Well... and Aussie Rules...
  17. Three possibilities: Find new employer; Retire; Stay on, but as Consultant at minimum twice or thrice the pay. Wait... Fourth possibility: Blow it the fuck off, shut up, and get your miserable ass back in the saddle.
  18. Yeah, I know - LT. Edit wasn't allowed... fuck me.
  19. The major takeaway on this play, other than #3 and #26 were on different pages, is that the RT (Goosby?) clearly was holding UGa #10, with a very tight chin/throat clamp on #10's left hand. I don't think the refs threw a flag on Texas, which is just more proof of the SEC bias toward Texas.
  20. On the other hand, Clemson isn't in SEC yet, so there's that. Additionally, while it might be against NC2A rules, I'm under the impression that CFP is not all that closely tied to NC2A... it kinda depends on where in whatever rulebook such a prohibition might be located, and whether CFP adhered to that particular book. I'd think that would be legal, depending on the size and sharpness of your rowels.
  21. Capes, but no spats. Nor ascots.
  22. Hit close to home. A memory from... I'd have to say 1950-something... popped up, tune and lyrics. Heard it clear as day. I think it was by the Lamplighters? I pulled up Writer and typed the words, no looking. I don't believe I've heard it since then, no idea why it was stored away... thought you might like it. Yesterday, in old Fall River, Mr. Andrew Borden died. And they got his daughter, Lizzie, on a charge of Homicide. Some folks say she didn't do it, others say of course she did. But they all agree, Miss Lizzie B., was a problem kind of kid. 'Cause you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts, No matter if it's planned as a surprise No, you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts, You know how neighbors love to criticize.
  23. Rebuilder. B-i-l sells that shit to rebuilders and body shops. Cash only, no credit.
  24. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Hide and watch.
  25. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    That's the one you use for wiping. Touch anything in the store with it, and you just bought it.
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