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Tex Long

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  1. Coach Flood, Coach Flood to the white courtesy phone.
  2. If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.
  3. It absolutely is. It's perfect: nothing to lose and everything to gain.
  4. Hahahaha! This is where we needed Quinn to channel a Major Applewhite attitude and say "Fuck the Toss Sweep, gonna fake the toss and go nekkid Right. Helm, go with me - if I pump, you block, otherwise you better fuckin' catch it..." Second thought, that might be more Street than Applewhite.
  5. Sark mighta been going for the tie. Me? I'm going for the two-pointer, right. fucking. now. I mean, even if you tie, you have one opportunity to kick, and then it's two-pointers all the way down. Besides, with two minutes left, I'd rather put the opponent in a position of must-score... assuming the D didn't go into the Magic Prevent scheme.
  6. This probably belongs in the Dumb Question Amnesty thread, but do we have Red Zone scripts?
  7. This is the second year in a row that we came down to four shots at the game-winning score to get to the Grande Finale and came up short. This time was more of a disappointing gutshot than last one, mainly because we had a year to get our do-or-die act together and failed even worse than before. Like last year, I think we probably match up better against the other finalist. Like last year, I think the others win it all. I'm really hoping for the asteroid, but it ain't gonna happen...
  8. I'll have what they're having. Thanks.
  9. Nobody gives a fuck about which side of the road. Drive in the left side of the car, use whichever lane you want. Surly!
  10. Hopefully none of the students have come down with ptomaine poisoning?
  11. Yeah, but need some real bread - sourdough, whatever - just none of this puffed up fake "bread"...
  12. Taking care of bidness in Norman woulda gone a long, long way toward making DeBoer's spring easier. Topping off being 0-for-Tennessee by losing to Venables was a disaster. Losing to Meatchicken, again, didn't help. Portaling for the spring needs to be directionally improved. Prolly gonna be some excited mouth-breathing on Pawwwwl's call-in segments for a few months.
  13. A recurring problem. This is our concern, Dude.
  14. Yep, and I have no problem with the fact of play-calling. Andy has an OC, too. Sark should get one.
  15. Been reading oglaf for years, great stuff.
  16. The batteries are dead in your semantical de-obsessificator, apparently.
  17. And yet, you can't stop belaboring your own semantic fuckup. Rent free.
  18. Is that a yes or a no?
  19. "Hey, PK... let's not run that 'prevent' bullshit with 30 seconds left. 'K?"
  20. I shoulda voted for the Asteroid, but it wasn't a choice. Noter Dame gets my nod, because Freeman looks to be more capable of getting his guys fired up and ready to rock'n'roll. Jake and Elwood will be tossing back shots with a waddle of penguins, and unpredictable events are uhhh unpredicted.
  21. Likely? It's nothing but. "Co-" anything is theoretically justification for a higher salary. The actual OC is the one who decides whether to run or pass and which run or pass concept to use. The co-OCs are tasked with making the choice from their implementation. This is true regardless of whether we're talking practice or game. In game, the OC is focused on how the game plan is working and what changes might be needed to fix a problem or take advantage of opportunities. It just is not - or at least seems to be not - possible to oversee both the whole game as HC, and also the offense as OC. I lean toward "not possible". Almost possible, or we wouldn't be getting to the Final Four, despite our talent advantages. Not quite is nevertheless "not". Would it make your semantic problem better if we call the position HOC, for Head Offensive Coordinator?
  22. This is a True Fact. So good I can actually stand to watch an NFL game and listen to them tear it apart. Jerrah should hire Peyton immediately... if he could afford it.
  23. This poor fucker. Reminds me of Johnny Foosball masking up and heading to Vegas at season's end, intentionally blowing off a team meeting which had a two million dollar price tag on it. Still can't believe an Agent with a 10% cut on the line wouldn't have a full-time PI on his ass 24/7. It may continue to be mildly interesting in the Johntay sweepstakes - he hasn't done shit, so far, except drop wide-open TD passes and fuck with his teammates and coaches. It's tempting to write him off as just another physically gifted, mentally challenged asshole... yeah, that's the Ticket. I have a feeling the last word on Johntay won't be too long in coming. Pretty much expecting him to get shot by a Pakistani convenience store owner at 2AM.
  24. How mny aggys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  25. This not lame, it's groan-worthy.
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