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Tex Long

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  1. Hovering? No need to hover. Hell, let's see... Maybe a little advice about how to not lose to Vanderbilt?
  2. There are so many things going wrong at QB that I have to think it's both physical and mental. Whether that's 50-50 or leaning one way or the other, I dunno. But... unless this week cures both, we're doing ourselves major disservice by continuing to put him on the field. I understand Sark apparently can't really tell, so it won't surprise me a lot if Quinn starts in Nashville. What will surprise me is if he does that and shows the same problems and Sark doesn't go to the backup, good hair, famous relatives, and all.
  3. Trey Owens, come on down front.
  4. Or a giant gaping vagina (NTTAWWT). So, thousand-to-one? I don't disagree much, but I was wondering if anyone had heard it. I was doing something else, walking by, when she was watching it, and overheard the "booze-hound" remark. He seems like more of an asshole than a vagina, although to be fair I don't have anything against vaginas, even gaping ones, while assholes are ... I was going to write "distasteful", but I'm still doing "phrasing". I'm not sure if my general opinion of him would be any different whether he said it or not.
  5. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    My first thought, but then I remembered the difference between heart valves and legs.
  6. When the QB absolutely is zero threat to run under any circumstance at all, the D has an extra man, in effect. That's not a Good Thing.
  7. Double. Secret. Probation.
  8. Is there some issue with Saban and DeBoer? It just seems like Nick is laying low, being an advertising star and sliding into full talking head mode.
  9. This is where I am... we win, but not a slaughter.
  10. Sure, but how much fun is a cripple fight when one of them is four feet taller and two hundred pounds heavier? ANSWER: Lots of fun for lots of folks if the little one gnaws the big guy's nuts off. SEC NOTE: Vandy was "fined" $100,000 for the recent field-storming. Is there a repeat offense clause in there somewhere?
  11. Miz Long had a youtube of what appeared to be Kirby's post-game. I thought someone had spoofed it, because in the bit that I heard he referred to someone - I think Sark - as "a booze-hound". According to Miz Long, he was quite the mouthy asshole about everything and everyone - coaches, players, fans... I don't feel like listening to the half hour to find that, but does it ring a bell with any of y'all?
  12. Gotta say I was surprised - and then pissed - that we went back to Quinn to start the second half. I understand the desire by some folks to defer to Sark, but without more information, I still think it was a mistake. Mileage, variance, blah blah blah.
  13. One score down going into the 4th quarter is room for doubt in the outcome. You're right, Beck was not particularly good. Fact.
  14. Nah. Doesn't have to be vastly so... just ummmm better. Okay, a lot better, just not vast, and particularly if accompanied by somebody stepping up in the RB room.
  15. This needs to be the illustration in the Urban Dictionary next to the definition of "ass-and-a-half".
  16. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    True dat. Still... doesn't hurt to have a couple of Aces in one boot and a .22 loaded with Velocitors in the other.
  17. Link to order page?
  18. More like, wouldn't have fucked up as badly?
  19. All things considered, we did actually win the second half, 15-7. If we and they take care of business, we can play them again, this season. And it's even possible we play them twice... this season.
  20. Minister of Culture needs to go back to his flat circle.
  21. This is my feeling as well. We know he can do it right, we've seen it. The throwing motion, nothing but arm, seems like it's residual pain and/or simple fear of re-injury. The footwork and pocket presence problems pretty much have to be fear of getting hit - I don't see him just forgetting what to do, and I don't see Sark/Milwee letting it slide. If he's still hurt, let him rest and heal. If he just can't handle the fear... move forward. I agree with what appears to be consensus - if he's physically okay, give him a few series at Vandy, and if he can't perform... move forward.
  22. On the other hand, every college QB is young enough to be my grandson, so there's that.
  23. Being ranked 230 means either means 100 FCS teams' QBs are better, or most of the CFP schools have backups better. Not a Good Look.
  24. Be fair, he could do it, but he'd need to lay off the hookers jewelers and blow.
  25. Josh Pate addressed the reffing problem. He had already done this a few weeks back, when SEC refs basically fucked South Carolina against LSU, and the horrendous DPI call favoring Georgia was more of the same. Two things: (1) lack of continuity between conferences, and (2) lack of accountability. His proposed solution is to have straight NCAA refs and for them to be paid, full-time professionals. The NCAA has become increasingly irrelevant for a number of years, and I think it's a bad idea to give it any leverage at all. I'd like to see SEC and B1G get together and hire a group, and if ACC and XII have any sense, join that. Any game played by a member would have those refs, period. Any accountability at all would be a hell of a lot more than there is now.
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