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  1. Cannon should've had a warning placard. "Hands Off!"
  2. Your wife and I call it Imagine Dragons.
  3. Wisner
  4. Sark doesn't need to scream at refs as long as our fans have enough water bottles in hand.
  5. Arch couldn't count to potato after that hit. Someone pulled him up into a sitting position on field and when they let go of him he just flopped right over again. The guy was on another planet. Surely these reports of him practicing are just to keep Vanderbilt, guessing right? Surely "practicing" means simply being present at practice on the sideline.
  6. 22 TDs to 15 INT.
  7. Jesus. Just shut the fuck up. 100% ??? 100% earned it based on your sources of anonymous posts on Reddit, Surly, and other unnamed boards? Because some other posters said he related to a guy who knows a guy who knows something? Please. All this bullshit may or may not be true, but if your source is anonymous gossip on the Internet, then you don't know shit. Posting that garbage as fact makes you sound even dumber than you normally do..
  8. Didn't you read all those anonymous message board posts?!!! And he was MISSING!!! I mean, his family knew where he was, and his boss certainly knew where he was, but the rest of us anonymous idiots on the message boards did not, and that is inexcusable! You allow that shit to happen and then yada yada yada the whole goddamn o-line is trash because of it.
  9. Also our starting o-line would have to miss the bus to the stadium 3 times in a row.
  10. This should've been the first and only response to the whole damn thread. This thread out-gossips any middle schools girls group chat anywhere. And I bet some of y'all give your wives shit over their celebrity rumor drama habits.
  11. I'm not reading that but we're gonna win.
  12. My mind goes lots of interesting places at random times but I can’t say that watching bad football has ever led me to wanting to see that.
  13. I’ve been to both those spots on a previous visit. Tonight we got Cajun food at Oby’s, casual and decent. The Landing is pretty new. I think it’s been open less than a year. But if you don’t like the look of it or it’s too crowded there’s about a block and a half there with a dozen other places that should be good enough to find a couple drinks before the game
  14. Overall, it is an absolute fucking dump of a town in an absolute fucking dump of a state. But you can still have yourself a good evening and a good day here. Diinner at Harvey’s or at Taste is decent. Pregame at The Landing in the Cotton District, that’s where McConaughey will be tomorrow. I believe his crew rented out the entire upper patio. For breakfast there’s a great little Venezuelan place with arepas. Arepas Coffee and Bar, also in the Cotton District. Nobody is going to confuse this shithole with a place like Austin, but if you can’t find yourself a good time here then the town is not the only problem
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