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While at Bunker Hill last week, I realized the Second Amendment was written by guys whose flintlock muskets wouldn't fire in the rain and had a maximum rate of fire of three rounds per minute.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
How do they cure this? Special election?
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Is an adjustable bed frame worth it?
Wife wants a sleep number climate controlled model. Anybody here own one?
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Is an adjustable bed frame worth it?
Bump. What brands/features/price range should I be considering? Looking for both the remote control adjustable frame and a new mattress. My in laws spent over 10k and I suspect that’s where I’ll end up. Anyone else actively considering this? This zero g thing interests me.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
That dude is like Bond villain, or a South African diplomat in an Eddie Murphy cop buddy movie.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Hastert hired my sister as associate parliamentarian of the HOR, after she had sanitized her resume to remove any work for Gore.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Ok that was wrong but played perfectly.
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2024 Election "I voted" thread.
My best friend’s kid flew AUS/DFW/AUS on the same day to do exactly that.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
And you’re just the gaslit victim of a giant narcissist pussy. Dammit not you Sydney
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Post it a thousand times and you’d still be wrong.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
And yet you support Trump what an absolute disconnect.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Hey, y’all are the ones that decided to join the SEC
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Because it worked so well the first time.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Wow, you are one gaslit son of a bitch, aren’t you? Not you, Sydney.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
You’re wrong. That was just two narcissists sitting on the sideline jerking each other off. We know trumps real identity by now. I am, however, impressed he knows so much about fighters.
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2024 Election "I voted" thread.
Voted at the Rogers Park community center in BMT. No wait. Voted all D except for Dade Phelan (because he isn’t a psychopath) but abstained in other races where the R candidate was unopposed. Voting for Tim Walz was satisfying. Voted against ratifying the ISD ad valorum rate because fuck $0.97/$100 and an additional $14mm tax burden is preposterous. Then felt guilty for voting against “education,” but it’ll pass, and I’ll happily pay. This state, man. One giant shell game run by right wing carnies. Still better than Canada!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
What’s the play? Scare trump into leaving battlegrounds and focus on playing defense in a state she has no chance of winning?
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Whatcha reading?
Demon of Unrest was enlightening, especially with regards to South Carolina's role in starting the civil war. Just finished this one. Great read.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
My wife is grieving her mom’s recent death. Today, she was feverish with the flu, and as I was driving her to the doctor, she mumbled, “I know I'm going to hell for saying this, but at least now my vote won’t just offset mom’s.”
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I'm An Alcoholic
Flying home from an 11 day vacay. Had a dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were tasked with renovating a sorority house that had been hurricane damaged. We were trying to establish things like budget, materials, timeline, scope, and those girls were of zero help. Head scratcher for sure. Anyway, sober life is good. My break from CR has been calming.
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Quebec City
Well, we had a splendid time in the old city, at the Hotel du Vieux which was pretty luxurious. I didn't believe a place could have 2000+ reviews with fewer than 10 negatives but it was legit. I don't know how one lives without heated bathroom floors. The restaurant there was Bistro Hortus and it was amazing. Hiked the falls which was neat. Walked through the holy door at Notre Dame and lit a candle for my late MIL. Rented a car and explored the isle De Orleans for a full day, then did the NCL Gem (Haven level) to Charlottetown, Sydney, Halifax (Peggy’s Cove) Portland, Kennebunkport, Bar Harbor (Acadia NP), Boston, and Salem. Ate so much fucking lobster I'm about to grow an exoskeleton. Had a weird dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were the GCs in charge of renovating a sorority house. Weird.
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Quebec City
Flying in on Wednesday morning, on Friday we’re doing the same cruise but in reverse - QC to Boston. My first, her 2nd. NCL Gem, top front center balcony. I fucked up and booked the Marriot with the incorrect dates so had to scramble but found this place - Hotel Du Vieux Quebec https://hvq.com/ in the old city which looks really cool so I'm excited. My wife’s mom was on the trip/post I bumped from 2018 and we had her funeral this past weekend, so this is a much needed getaway.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Last storm put 7” of water in my BIL’s parents house in Treasure Island right by John’s Pass, and totalled all their vehicles. They were planning on living on their boat while renovating. They noped out yesterday.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Spent 4 days entertaining O&G execs at a golf event in OK. One vendor had fabricated a pina colada machine. This contraption contains a 5 gallon igloo water cooler and a kitchen garbage disposal to chop the ice. I always shroud my “I don't drink” statements with a little bit of mystery and intrigue.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Ok I lasted til the 4th. Burying my wife’s mom tomorrow morning, she valiantly fought Glioblastoma for a year. That's some seriously bad cancer. I had to miss my yearly 4 day AA retreat/conference but was blessed to be with her the last week of her life. I hope I never again hear the guttural noise that my wife made when her mom shook off this mortal coil. Anyway, I've got people descending on my house from all parts near and far but wanted to check in with my people. Still not going to be here daily as Ill be taking my wife on a leaf peeping cruise in Canada on Wednesday. Hope you're all well.