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BearSchlong

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  1. While we’re talking about that, there are few things that match the satisfaction of a cold cut sandwich smorgasbord for lunch on a hot day fishing, especially when the guide service is providing lunch. Pulled from the top layer of an ice chest, cool food washed down with a few ice cold diet cokes. Especially rewarding after a morning of landing fish and knowing that more are to come. I don’t care if it’s on a drift boat on a trout stream, or in the galley or shaded cockpit of a sport fisherman offshore in the blue water. But the latter often includes a catnap on the trip back to the dock, with the engine harmonics providing a white noise cocoon.
  2. How long you in for? Need money for commissary?
  3. We’re going to need your wife’s nudes to see if your story checks out. You can trust us, we’re all lawyers.
  4. Fuck NC. My son was out a few $K for the same stupid law. I have a degree in RE and was apoplectic when I discovered that situation.
  5. lol the market didn’t even flinch when my dad died and quit printing out recipes. It’s been years since I bought cartridges, I have the HP smart subscription. $6/month in perpetuity and they send me refills when my printer tells them to.
  6. A kid with a cigarette lighter, too.
  7. What apps should one use to generate AI content?
  8. My Grandfather’s favorite. I hated them when I was a kid, but I sure love them now. Sometimes they have them at Luby’s.
  9. Labia-faced. I chortled.
  10. Congrats on the kids, but that dependent hit from the IRS is gonna suck. Am I horrible that tax status was my first thought? https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-twins-born-different-days-years-hospital-new-years.amp
  11. Did a beef tenderloin on Christmas which turned out amazing. For New years, my wife brined a pork butt overnight and I smoked it to 195. It was like candy. I usually am not a fan of pork roasts but the outer inch tasted like ham. Moving my recteq to the new house next week and trying to figure out my outdoor kitchen situation.
  12. Exciting game. You kids have fun in the SEC now, y’heah.
  13. I’ve got a pacemaker defibrillator, my heart can take it.
  14. I think he got his bell rung.
  15. ewers might have hit his head on that last offensive play. He looks like he got his bell rung.
  16. It was me. #stollenvalor
  17. Stop there again on the way home, go south 1/2 mile and Rabideaux is on the left. Stock up. You’re welcome.
  18. My dachshunds are going from zero to two gas fireplaces (master bedroom, living room) next week when I move. Gonna be a couple of hotdogs.
  19. Looking at the playoff bracket, a loss doesn’t really hurt the Lions from what I can tell. Might explain his aggression.
  20. His voice still makes me want to go buy a new pickup.
  21. And to think, the last time JJ and JJ were on the field together, I got drunk and swam naked in the Brazos.
  22. Using anything but the scan and pay app on your phone in Sam’s is just a waste. I haven’t been to the checkout line in years. Christmas Eve day I walked in, grabbed a nice trimmed beef tenderloin, scanned, paid, flashed the QR code to the door monitor, and was back in the truck inside of 5 minutes total.
  23. Lmao no. She is just loud.
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