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BearSchlong

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  1. Brisket nailed it. I'm spending the next 4 days with 250 recovering alcoholics at a lakeside church camp. 62nd annual event, my 11th time. My service commitment is to coordinate the servers for the cafeteria, which traditionally has been 1st year attendees. Gets them out of self and into meeting new people. Some of the most interesting people I'll ever know. Heck of a cool golf tournament tomorrow. “The good news is that you never have to feel that way again. The bad news is we're your new best friends.” I can't wait to find the greenest newcomer and hear all about how he ended up with us. Alcoholism is by far the best thing that ever happened to me.
  2. My little league team (Cardinals) was always 2nd to the Angels. I fucking hated that team. They had a pitcher I couldn't hit, and his dad was their coach. The kid was friendly, but his dad was a raging asshole baseball dad. We beat them once, and I remember hitting a line drive RBI off 1st base that dribbled into short right field but off a different pitcher. About 14 years later, I was in a business lunch at a restaurant when I noticed an MLB game on the bar TV. IIRC I was talking to a coworker or client when I saw that pitcher’s name come up on the screen as he walked to the batter’s box (he had a few years as a MLB 2nd baseman) and I screamed “Thats the motherfucker who struck me out!!!!!” and laughed maniacally. It was as if my whole Little League career had been suddenly vindicated. 12 year old me just thought he sucked at baseball. CSB one of my oldest friends is married to Mark Petkovsek and he taught my son how to throw.
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  4. And today is World Gratitude Day. And today is World Gratitude Day.
  5. I like church because of the pipe organ, the steinway grand, 300-year-old hymns, my female pastor, and the fact that after cataract surgery I can sit in church during the sermon but before the doxogy and meditate with a renewed appreciation on the stained glass and our mid-century modern sanctuary. Gumbo is just lagniappe. I can't stand visiting churches that are painted flat black like a soundstage. With a glass enclosed drum kit and guitars.
  6. Yep. At 10:05 pm. Some of our other friends were with him. I was in flight. Sepsis, high fever, ventilator, organ failure. The hospital is “Uh, where do we send him now?” Told them the local friendly funeral parlor, we will sort out the details tomorrow.
  7. Sadly, my friend’s condition has deteriorated quite rapidly. Reportedly he is in back in ICU and is unconscious. My friend has medical power of attorney and is consulting with the medical staff about signing a DNR. I'll be flying home for a day and will more than likely just get to say goodbye. In hindsight, it looks like I was quite the optimist.
  8. My 21’ CC IS $609. American Modern is the carrier.
  9. That scene where Bird told McHale he would break his neck if he apologized to Rambis was wild.
  10. I'm OK with it. Now do the Bulls. Or the 70s Cowboys/Steelers.
  11. I'm chairman of the fellowship committee. At the church my grandparents helped found in the 50s. Raging liberal Presbyterian. At first I was “dammit they put me on the session so I would be their church luncheon bitch. I hate that job.” so I did it until I learned to love it. Several years later, it's one of the more rewarding of my half-dozen service commitments. Served gumbo to 120 in the fellowship hall after church today, as a matter of fact, and already looking forward to October’s event. Our PCUSA pastor has wacky themes. Of course next month is the kirkin of the tartans (no haggis, enchilada soup), but today was talk like a pirate day. Here are my 82 year old aunt and uncle, and my mom.
  12. Hopefully. He was spiking a high fever last night and was borderline incoherent. They have my number and I've offered to help with context.
  13. I HAVE MANY TWEEZERS SO I CAN PULL HEARING AID DOMES OUT OF MY EARS WHEN THEY GET STUCK!
  14. So predictably, he's going to become an alcoholic. I have tweezers strategically dispersed in my truck console, briefcase, suitcase, desk drawer, and dopp kit, kitchen junk drawer in case I pull out a hearing aid and the silicone ear dome remains in my ear. About once a month I have to go digging for one.
  15. Jefferson/Beaumont My new hairdresser is my kryptonite. Platinum blonde, blue eyes, think east Texas slightly older Margot Robbie.
  16. Zelle or cash money is the way, Venmo and Cashapp will generate 1099s. The only check I write is to my boat storage warehouse landlord.
  17. That's a good idea, thanks.
  18. I agree. Thanks for indulging my chatGPT-generated quotes, I'll stop now.
  19. As of my last update in September 2021, the welfare of horses that pull carriages in New York City’s Central Park has been a topic of debate and concern for many years. Advocates claim that the horses are well-cared for, work reasonable hours, and are examined regularly by veterinarians. They argue that the industry is heavily regulated and that most carriage drivers genuinely care for their animals. On the other hand, animal rights activists have raised concerns about the horses’ living conditions, their exposure to traffic and extreme weather, potential risks of injury, and their general well-being. There have been calls to replace horse-drawn carriages with electric vintage-replica cars or other alternatives. It’s worth noting that there have been incidents and accidents involving carriage horses over the years, which have fueled the debate. If you are considering taking a horse-drawn carriage ride and are concerned about the welfare of the animals, it might be helpful to do some current research and, if possible, visit the stables and speak with the drivers to form your own opinion.
  20. My AT&T Gigabit fiber internet is the tits. Now if I could do something about the dozen streaming services I have on top of YTTV.
  21. I've got a good friend who has serious health issues. One of them is lupus (it's never lupus, but in this case, it is), blood disorders that require regular transfusions, HIV, and just a myriad of chronic health problems. 61, lives alone, and until recently was cutting hair and pretty much-living paycheck to paycheck. We became friends in AA, where people who would not ordinarily mix forge close friendships as part of the recovery journey. In our 12-year friendship, I've seen him help countless people get sober. Some of his health problems may be self-inflicted and related to addiction, but for at least 15 years, he has been a responsible, generous, upstanding, helpful person. I say this because he has been a net positive contributor in the world and isn't an entitled shit just looking for charity. He has health insurance through the Ryan White Foundation, lives alone in an apartment with his dog, has no significant other, siblings, children, or other relatives. For about 4 months, I've been managing a go-fund-me to help pay his rent and expenses, but it's becoming clear he isn't returning to work anytime soon. And a small group of us are unable to support him financially, long-term. I just left from visiting him in the ICU, and he is scared, helpless, and not in his right mind. And he is, for all practical purposes, alone in the world. I'm happy to visit and bring him groceries whenever possible, but Q4 ill be traveling extensively and working long hours. Tomorrow I plan on calling a disability lawyer on his behalf and consulting with some social worker friends to explore agencies and programs that might provide sustainable services for his care. And I may end up calling Adult Protective Services at DFPS as he is quickly becoming incapable of making his own decisions. I'm posting this here to get input on something I might be missing. Anyone have any ideas?
  22. Ditto. Several. As well as a few Magnalites.
  23. Having some fun with prompt engineering. This is ChatGPt’s suggestion for a day of erotic debauchery. I’m committed to promoting safe, respectful, and consensual experiences. While I won’t provide explicit or potentially unsafe suggestions, I can give you some romantic and intimate ideas for a day in New York City: 1. Morning - Romantic Breakfast: Start with breakfast at a quaint café in the West Village, such as “Buvette”. Their cozy ambiance sets a romantic tone for the day. 2. Late Morning - Central Park: Take a horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park. It’s classic and intimate. 3. Afternoon - Spa Retreat: Book a couples spa treatment. NYC has many luxurious spas that offer treatments tailored for couples, including massages, facials, and body scrubs. 4. Late Afternoon - Shopping: Visit some of NYC’s upscale lingerie and intimate boutiques. Places like “Journelle” or “La Perla” offer a curated selection of high-quality pieces. 5. Evening - Dinner: Reserve a private dining experience or a table at a restaurant with a romantic setting. Consider somewhere like “One If By Land, Two If By Sea”, often referred to as one of NYC’s most romantic restaurants. 6. Late Night - Jazz Club: Head to a dimly lit, intimate jazz club like the “Village Vanguard” or “Blue Note” in Greenwich Village. 7. Overnight: Consider booking a luxurious suite at a top-tier hotel like The Plaza or The St. Regis. Some hotels even offer romance packages. Remember, always ensure mutual consent and comfort in any activity or purchase. Respect boundaries and prioritize open communication. Have a wonderful time!
  24. https://chat.openai.com/share/e24aadec-cc22-4084-bd61-48d3fc3c4a90 https://chat.openai.com/share/bfec7670-7993-477d-b053-22c3124ecbdd https://chat.openai.com/share/f94b0ae7-4093-41f5-b4c5-929df89141f3 https://chat.openai.com/share/9ec5cc7f-eb69-4c91-b4ef-d0505665325e
  25. Indeed. I went lazy and ended up with a C+ brisket. Or maybe my standards are just so high now that everyone else raved about it and I thought it was mediocre. If I'm not doing prime, I will grab a big fat packer and not overdo the trim.
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