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BearSchlong

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  1. WTF is a Biden Whale lane?
  2. Fucking Desantis is like Santa Clause. He’s the Paul Tsongas of this crew.
  3. But they're Canad. . . Ooh, ISWYDT.
  4. That may be, but who is our next Obama?
  5. Lmao Desantis gonna reign in the Fed. That's cute.
  6. Unpopular opinion: I’m impressed the Republicans are engaged in energetic if misguided, public dialogue. At least they're getting messaging out in primetime on NBC. Let's say Biden keels over dead tomorrow. The Democrats don't have a recognizable talent bench, and that pisses me off. Maybe I’m wrong, sounds like I need to download this TikTok thing that they want to ban. Camel's nose is inside the tent, and these fascists can't do anything about it. Desantis has to be a cuck. He's gives strong sociopath vibes.
  7. My ex-wife was always whining about how she should have married her childhood friend Clark Hunt instead of me. 50/50 chance - she was once in the same room with him (probably at Kanakuk or Neiman Marcus) - she blew him at church camp
  8. Phelan knows exactly what he's Phucking doing.
  9. My favorite YouTube channel.
  10. “God, I’d like to offer up a prayer that the pilot on this plane isn’t experiencing suicidal ideations today, but thy will be done.”
  11. True story. I had a drinking dream (it’s a thing us recovered alcoholics have from time to time) where I was at an AA meeting and someone showed up with a cold 12 pack of Bud and started passing them around and I was WTF because nobody seemed to notice that someone brought beer to AN AA MEETING! I went through a whole phase of similar dreams about 7 or 8 years ago. I’m (was) a scotch drinker and I haven’t imbibed alcohol in almost 13 years but if the world was allowed one American Lager beer it should be Budweiser.
  12. Online or when I visit Avery Island. Wife buys a case of it and gives some away for Christmas.
  13. Hackberry Rod and Gun club. Labor Day weekends brought to you by Trinity industries, for customers and state legislators and their older offspring. Back when Terry Schaunessy owned the place. Fish limit by 10, get drunk, nap and sober up, dove hunt at 4. Did it for 10 years until the Feds cracked down on shooting over a “baited*” field. Arrested but released. I did get to watch a TX congressman try to kick an ex NFL linebacker’s ass, in front of a TX senator and state judge. I miss when Democrats ran the state. Nobody was mean without reason, and grift usually included overages for things like fishing boats, not granite countertops. /cr
  14. Fished the Chandeliers a lot in the 80s and 90s when we had a place in Bay St. Louis. In the 70s dad and my uncle were camping and fishing there and got caught by a storm surge, waves breaking over the tent, and the float plane pilot was a day late. Crazy.
  15. Agreed. More of an expose of how sick he is than any compelling recovery story.
  16. I’ve got a weird bro crush on Groff. Did anybody see Dead Man Walking at the Met?
  17. “Do you want to go see Creed in concert?”
  18. My rationale is if it's something she know I like, buy enough for both of us. Especially peanut butter crunch Quest bars.
  19. Just took this pic About to be the most popular sticker in Texas
  20. Anyway, gorgeous day, specks and stingrays.
  21. My damned dogs kept me up all night and I ended up sleeping late. But I can't resist. (I don't trust the app, btw. I think it's a placebo.)
  22. Thanks for the excuse to throw my spotify algorythm an outlier. Catchy.
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