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BearSchlong

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  1. Not only that but his head is screwed on straight. He's boring like Pitre. They live on the same street and carpool to work. The perfect Texan QB for the foreseeable future.
  2. Way to turn a penalty the other way, Singleton.
  3. Wife’s Instagram feed and she texted it to me.
  4. Which is why you never pair your phone with your wife’s car. And why you always leave your car on Siriusxm when you get out, or why you run out to “get the AC started” if your next trip includes the wife or others.
  5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0CfsCpvuTY/
  6. I tried that and still ended up darker than average. 4%
  7. Never stop learning. I’m tempted to hire guides on my home waters just to see what I might be missing and to have in-depth discussions about the fishery with an expert. And I catch a ton of fish. Every time I launch the boat I have 100 different options and Id love to have my thinking double-checked.
  8. Just spent $ on top of the line replacement lenses and cataract surgery, life changing for sure.
  9. Don’t forget new shoes too. I’m an AG fan too, Tellis cut. I have no ass. My entire wardrobe is those skinny jeans/pants or Ariat M7 so I can wear boots. Moving in 3 weeks and am so looking forward to not being sore for a week afterwards. Just put it over there, guys. Please be careful with the grandfather clock.
  10. I’ve paid a Mexican $5 for a seat on a rowboat, so it is commercially navigable. I’d imagine if he had an airboat and I had the cash we could have transited the length of the border from the Gulf to El Paso.
  11. Probably, but not with my money. They’re still Baptist. Which is why I prefer this board.
  12. Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up. Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin. Here’s to new beginnings. Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother. Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right? Best wishes in the SEC. Go Louisville.
  13. Farewell. With y’all gone, who do we vilify now?
  14. Yeah, I went ahead and took the liberty of opening up the new one. Congrats, yall. Every new beginning comes from another beginning’s end.
  15. Just trying to be helpful.
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  16. Congratulations on the win and your new conference.
  17. Allegedly, my ex-wife’s father would drive her from DeKalb to Love field, grab his suitcase from the trunk, and tell her to drive his car home. When she was 12.
  18. Okokok I’ll stop. To be fair I think the dodge thing is a SE Texas/Houston thing.
  19. How about I don’t insert anecdotes above my reply next time. lol.
  20. I’m gonna need a list of surly posters who drive Dodge trucks. Cause every time I see blatant bad behavior, 99% of the time it’s a Dodge. Apologies if I offend anyone, I’m just reporting an axiom. Just last week I saw a dodge driver brake check a semi rig. Genius. My wife and I do the same. Now, let’s talk Altimas…
  21. Arrived early at the men’s meeting tonight, and was looking through the cabinet for the meeting binder when I found some Al Anon literature.
  22. Wilmington has a perfectly good airport as well, direct flight to DFW.
  23. That's not good. As an Army parent and taxpayer, I'm hoping your intel is wrong.
  24. Yes on both fronts, but no kid in their right mind is watching drone videos on Reddit thinking sign me up for that. My son’s biggest fear is field grade and general officers with PowerPoint decks. And the 82nd is already pivoting away from human recon.
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