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Serak The Preparer

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  1. Is the assumption here that when Kobe Black commits he will literally be 122.9% committed? I hope so, that's way better than the usual 110%.
  2. Sickos Committee is so hard watching this game.
  3. Of all hilarious texags phenomena over the last 20 years, the post-hoc explanation that the flag was to express support for the Chilean miners is second only to the complete exultation of the Chief as best defensive coordinator of all time.
  4. Alright Mr Spartypants, which is one is port and which one is starboard then?
  5. Shit, sorry Wally, I used the wrong tag - meant for @ImissWallyPryor.
  6. I'm shocked (well not that shocked) that @Wally Pryor feels he needs to defend Alabama fans yelling "Go back to the projects you f*ggots" to our players.
  7. Why doesn't every team sign a bunch of 5* LBs? Are they stupid?
  8. I wonder how many shirts his dad is going to be selling.
  9. Hey Bama fans and SEC lurkers:
  10. Bro don't you even asterisk?
  11. Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread. Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".
  12. If this thread isn't hopping for the next few hours then just shut surly down.
  13. Don't forget Nebraska getting their shit pushed in as a nice appetizer to today's meal. It was a good day.
  14. This is bullshit. I haven't cared about Alabama's holding because it wasn't being called. But Banks wasn't doing anything that every other OL has been doing.
  15. Hill is having such a great impact!
  16. Yes. It's like putting LSU fentanyl in my aggy heroin. I just want the good stuff.
  17. The tempo giveth and the tempo taketh. I'm still working to process the Mitchell catch after a full day of drinking and watching cfb.
  18. Holy shit can you go bleed over another in another thread?
  19. It's a little bizarre. Milroe is good. Saban is good. Alabama is good. They're going to make plays and try to win the game. We're still going to end up winning but they are going to make plays along the way.
  20. Fuck off with that shit
  21. This drive fucks.
  22. All year the deep ball has been a fucking rope a dope!
  23. Iowa butt fucking this opportunity away is going to be glorious.
  24. Texas 31 Alabama 21, Alabama with 367 yards
  25. Now there's the El Assico we all know and love!
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