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Serak The Preparer

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  1. Look man, he takes a grounder answering a question and his trade value plummets. Think of the team!
  2. This interview may be the worst thing that ESPN has ever done, and this is a long long list. Holy shit, how do the players agree to this? If nothing else it's a safety issue.
  3. Let me introduce you to something called "the internet". Like Newsweek, Mad Magazine, and Highlights, SI couldn't change their business model and are now alive in name only.
  4. I know I'm a child but this still made me giggle.
  5. I was such a dork that I learned about "I have no mouth and I must scream" from playing the computer game. Yeah maybe my mom should have screened my games a little better when I was 10. Read it years later and it made much more sense.
  6. Can you just go ahead and tell us how many dead kids it takes before you move from "not completely disregarding" to actually voting for a candidate that would support any red flag law? I'm really only asking to save your notifications. I'll keep track for the forum so you don't get pinged until 20, 50, 100, whatever it takes kids are killed in school.
  7. Pretty sure Mrs Brat has has an ATM experience or two.
  8. I actually am a cum in ear doctor, and can confirm that pregnancy from this method is very rare.
  9. You won't do shit except continue to vote for everyone who enables this legislative behavior.
  10. I thought you were going away for a week you stupid fuck.
  11. Certainly agree with most of your post but are there any entertainers besides Tucker Carlson that are verboten in this thread? We should be free to call out any bullshit he says, just like if Rachel Maddow or Anderson Cooper or some other dipshit makes stupid statements about the war.
  12. Yup, that's why the built their own image sharing platform instead of buying Instagram. And built their own messaging platform instead of buying WhatsApp. And built their own VR HW platform instead of buying Oculus. Oh wait...
  13. Is this a Surly first, the suggestion that the problem with CR posters is that they just don't masturbate enough?
  14. Yes, the man who regards SJL as the voice of the Democratic Party when it comes to gun control claims he discusses reality and ignores fantasy. Regardless of where you stand on need / desire for gun control, you regularly dismiss reality in reach for hyperbole.
  15. @DalTxHornFan thinks aggy really is helpful at showing visitors how to get to the stadium.
  16. It's a huge disappointment in the same sense that taking a huge bite of a shit sandwich would be. Of course it's going to taste like shit, why would you have any other expectations? The trade has been exactly what every non-Timberwolves fan thought it would be - a shit sandwich for Minnesota.
  17. That's weird. Then why do I have so many drool reactions to my post in this thread? Hmm maybe I should start a new post in this forum to ask. Sounds like something Helobius would.... hey wait a minute you son of a bitch.
  18. It is +1, same as rage. Fuck you is the only -1 and there is no neutral. Just like FAFO, it means many things depending on context. Can be used for good looking food or women (most common), sometimes for fat chicks (@Vic Mackey) or old chicks (@Armybrat, or other reasons like licking one's own cum (looking at you @TwiceHorn).
  19. I think this was a real turning point in American support for Ukraine. It reminds us so much of when the Continental Army took over airports during the Revolutionary War.
  20. For fuck's sake, pits are packing heat now?
  21. Real shame about the rules because I have an awesome story about that time the stupid son of a bitch @futureman and the mean son of a bitch @closetojumping were assfucking some slutty nuns at the Alamo while socialist marxist Robert Francis O'Rourke and neonazi cuck fascist Ted Cruz were gay aborting babies. But I guess that's too good for your readers.
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