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futureman

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  1. peak male performance.
  2. all I need to know about the jimmy/jerry debate is this: jerry has won a super bowl without jimmy. without jerry, jimmy barely won two wild-card games. unless you’re a moron I think it’s pretty obvious who matters the most to success on the field.
  3. posting here as this thread is not far removed from road rage.
  4. you gotta stop beating this dead horse. I’m sorry you can’t reverse into a spot, I really am. I’m sure if you asked your boyfriend to teach you he would.
  5. tragic.
  6. three times? AI. the video quality is odd anyway.
  7. those cookies are useless without milk.
  8. I’m gonna go bonkers for about one minute here.
  9. this dick
  10. every bit of that seems pretty ridiculous.
  11. there is nobody in professional sports quite like jerry jones. what an absolute unicorn. one of one. who cares about winning super bowls when you can win the news cycle every single year? his team is the at the center of global professional sports. so awesome. I'm at the point where I really hope jerry continues to dig in even harder and longer until micah blinks. like it or not, jerry is right: micah's stuck on one year deals through 2027 if jerry wants it that way. no other owner in football, in any sport, has the stomach for what jerry is doing. when he is gone and that fat fuckin idiot son of his takes over, things are going to get boring as hell, and we'll be losing. those will be the true dark days... I assume that whatever "deal" he and micah discussed a few months ago is drawn up and waiting for muffaletta to drop by the star and pick it up. it's obviously a lot of money; eventually you have to think micah will realize he can just take the deal and be a very happy, very rich man playing football. but I'm here for the chaos. this team isn't winning a fucking thing with that mental midget taking snaps for at least a few more years.
  12. see my previous post.
  13. I still haven’t watched it but I feel like it’s gonna be an anchorman 2 deal. everyone I talked to, and I mean everyone, told me anchorman 2 was shit. when I finally watched it, fuckin hilarious. just great, great shit. sometimes the jokes are just too high brow for the masses, and I get that, it’s not a big deal.
  14. what kind of low-rent tramps are you running around with?
  15. if all it takes is a longhorn shirt to make a girl a 10, buddy, those are alarming standards.
  16. I think 3rd string quarterback is low on the list of priorities for a football team. if you have to scramble for someone you can just grab anyone from any other team’s ps.
  17. if a team only has two on active roster there’s always at least one on the practice squad. Lulz
  18. meh. women just aren't as funny. she might crack the fun zone on her best day.
  19. I would guess some blue-chip recruits who will play extremely well.
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