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Royale with cheese

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  1. He's a twerp and " . . . the word 'twerp' was freshly coined in those days, and had a specific definition—it was a person, if I may be forgiven, who bit the bubbles of his own farts in a bathtub.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird Now, does he not look like a twerp? Go draw him a bath.
  2. This little piss-ant doesn't have a subscription-based gig, which is where the money is. The Jizz-em Gazette (I like that name, btw) is a FanSided, Inc. board obviously dedicated to aggy. Recent data show that FanSided is located in Austin, while in other sources have it located in Chicago. FanSided ranks #61 in a list of peer competition (eg., The Athletic, Barstool Sports, Bleacher Report, etc.) Harmon is a free-lance content writer. Those types generally get meagerly paid by the word, based on their hits frequency, which obviously explains the voluminous output. Two other "writers," Jared A'Latorre and Blake Pace, also contribute on that board. FanSided was formerly owned by Time, Inc., then was sold to Minute Media. It currently hosts over 300 targeted content sites, many of which are college and pro sports-focused. Harrell likely thinks he has hit the motherlode: fleecing gullible aggy dupes who blindly lap up malicious hate for UT and promises that the good times are just around the corner. And who knows--he may have. Liucci did.
  3. Hey, man, at night you can step up on a can of tuna and see the lights of Dallas.
  4. When you're writing something for aggy consumption, the cardinal rule is always eschew obfuscation. Always.
  5. Damn, that's some ugly motherfuckers right there.
  6. C'mon, man--valets take care of it. Everybody knows that.
  7. Hate to break it to you , dude, but there's more than one.
  8. What in th' wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?!
  9. The CDC recently mandated that this label be affixed to shorts: "WARNING: Wearing shorts may cause ACL and MCL ligament damage, concussion, Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, and acromioclavicular joint sprain. Wearing jorts causes all the foregoing, and additionally, may complicate pregnancy."
  10. How about we send anybody who laughs at anything on this board off to gladiator school. We'll have 'em fighting rabid wild animals within a week.
  11. I was hoping he'd be all right on September 1st.
  12. A place where things are struck down. Indeed.
  13. I can live with that; I got 21.
  14. Maybe to you, but it still smells bad to me.
  15. Shhhh! He's selling those to aggys.
  16. Amen, brother. We had a tradition in our church: Old Brother So-And-So would start prayin' and after a while, we'd start prayin' that he'd stop prayin'.
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