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deft

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  1. I hope the UN has heard
  2. Driving the backroads so I wouldn’t get weighed
  3. Don’t take your kids to the Lego store unless you want to end up buying yourself a toy
  4. They get real expensive after they meld to your tires.
  5. Is he related to Erddie Russell?
  6. 3 was always the tastiest
  7. Super aids. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
  8. Terrible weekend for Danny. Terrible years for alpine. Haas up and down but kmag needs to go. Bottas….time to go too. Sucks.
  9. Has Leanne tweeted yet?
  10. Vamos checo
  11. Anybody get anxiety that the driver announcements are dragging on longer than their pics are on the screen?
  12. Oh for sure lol
  13. Feeling stabby in here….from beyond
  14. Yeah but the original comment was that he’d win in a Ferrari. Would he with their pit wall and strategy? We are checking.
  15. My local garden center has al Jolson ladybug windmills.
  16. Are they only in Houston as far as Texas goes?
  17. If riots overall strategy is planning on getting paid by ercot to not work and it makes up that much of their revenue, then we have truly lost.
  18. Shit. My wife had appendicitis as an adult. It’s bad.
  19. Heb true bbq doesn’t fuck around. It’s good shit. Does surly have a pickling thread? Do we need to start one?
  20. Not funny. The top one. Bottom either but especially top one.
  21. Did duck of death cook those fries?
  22. Or they would make new shirts with bandaids on sawed off horns and enjoy the coattail ride
  23. Yup. Then told homegirls dad to say racist shit about Hamilton. Or something like that.
  24. Been a while? Doesn’t this fuck roll into a new lease every quarter?
  25. Yeah but they’re number one in self reported bestest skools.
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