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Paco

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  1. Who the fuck is we?
  2. Turds floating in Manchaca.
  3. That's the gas line.
  4. Well this aged poorly. RIP good sir.
  5. Dude. Shut up. Just... enjoy the quiet.
  6. I replaced the heater in a Samsung dryer three times with Amazon parts. Same part number, looked exactly alike, etc. all three failed in a month or so. Finally bought the Samsung part on Parts Direct (I think) and it's lasted almost two years now.
  7. Goddamnit. I take it back.
  8. Side of gravy. My man!
  9. Uh, I hate to break it to you but everything he said is absolutely true.
  10. Back in '86-87ish I "borrowed" my dad's clubs to go play at the rock. A day or two later Dad asked me where his fucking 9 iron was so I called the pro shop and described said (probably Golfsmith) club. "Yeah it's here. You want your 6 and 4 irons and 3 wood too?"
  11. What are these leftover nuns you speak of? When I have nuns they're typically devoured immediately.
  12. It bumps? Is that good or bad?
  13. What's the silverware for? You wearing a nice shirt or something?
  14. I don't think I've ever seen a drink cart on SW.
  15. Ok cool.
  16. Fuck off. It's a pilgrimage, motherfucker.
  17. I guess 78° dew point with 61% humidity is patio weather now.
  18. A few years ago I was working in Sonoma county for a couple months. My first weekend I drove to SF and I've always loved the Golden Gate bridge so I was pumped. Got this amazing pic from the Marin headlands.
  19. You said elite twice.
  20. That's in Kyle you smelly carpetbagger
  21. Zeus is a pimphand weirdo florida fan. Don't engage.
  22. From western Wisconsin
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