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gernblansten

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  1. Fisher pledged this week. “… Guys aren’t backing off..... As long as you’re that close in that way and they have that look in their eyes, you can get there. I'm seen the look in a lot of guys' eyes when they're getting close. When they really want to get in there and pound it. It excites me to watch them do her, it, I meant it. You know football.”
  2. "This thing is bigger than my dad. This is big bank business, not a real estate issue. Look at him. Kareem Akbar. He's the head of the Trump Organization. That's right. The educated brother from the bank. He's the real head of the Trump Organization."
  3. Was amazed at an article are saw pointing out all social media posts about how ABC shouldn't have shown the crying and allow the kid and his family to have their privacy. It's a nationally televised night game at the Rose Bowl with a 21 year old man who makes millions of dollars a year and has played at two blue bloods and won a Heisman who is in line to be the #1 pick and lead a franchise in a billion dollar industry in about 6 months.
  4. AG: Mr. Trump, do you realize you just contradicted yourself? DT: "I did." AG: Yes, you did. DT: Can I go to the bathroom? AG: No. DT: I really have to. I've been drinking lots of water." AG: You went five minutes ago. DT: That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question. AG: You still have to answer it.
  5. I'm not sure how that's an astonishing admission. Isn't that why everyone provides financial statements and personal guarantees to banks? Was someone expecting: AG: you provided financial statements and a personal guaranty to the banks so they'd give you loans, correct? DT: No. I was just bragging. I dropped of some financial statements at four different McDonald's last night so people know how rich I am. And, the personal guaranty wasn't a guarantee for repayment of a loan, I was giving my personal guarantee that I'm very rich.
  6. Weird week to shit on him. 3rd highest passer rating with 6th most yards from yesterday. Last drive was 4-5 passing for 58 yards, converted 4th down on a scramble, 14 yard TD pass to take the lead with 46 seconds left. I didn't watch. Was he playing corner or something yesterday and Stroud kept picking on him?
  7. Don't know how the tv folks never had a Fall Guy and T.J. Hooker crossover event. Or, maybe it was determined all teenage boys would suffer permanent dominant arm damage if the Heathers appeared on screen together working undercover in bikinis to wrestle a perp/bail jumper to the ground on the beach.
  8. Future update from jail:
  9. So, not a simple country boy and cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue?
  10. Then she’s quadruple-wishing and furiously pulling out eyelashes and blowing them away!
  11. That former ax handle is like “I’ve seen some sh….never mind.”
  12. The wheels are already of the rails and wildly hurdling about like a homicidal Uniroyal white wall from a 1970s horror movie.
  13. I’m very sorry that my cheap joke about the NCAA and Bill Self upset you. Everyone who read your posts understands how you meticulously set out the difference between dropping bags and “look the other way” infractions that occur and what may be systematic video cheating to make the Patriots blush. Quite sorry I didn’t have the time to reiterate each of your points while making a joke. I’m gonna take the evening to think about what I’ve done and hopefully come back better tomorrow. I don’t want today’s mistake to lead to a mistake tomorrow.
  14. Hopefully there are some federal indictments and FBI wire taps out there, the NCAA can really lay down the hammer with such evidence.
  15. Florida was obvious.
  16. How the hell you gonna chose Garth Gator when Gator Vader is right there staring you in the face?
  17. Crab stuffed cod. Sounds tasty.
  18. Back in 2015 when Lebby was coaching at he Baylor and he showed up in Tulsa gear at the OU v. Tulsa game this was the punishment: Lebby was in OKC for a wedding and went to the game to support Phillip Montgomery and didn't know he couldn't be there, so Briles said he wasn't going to punish him. So, the school and conference did.
  19. One thing must be impossibly hard to find but is certainly safe from attention in College Station is cougar tail. Sheep tail is a different story.
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