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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Same here. Although I'm more of the atheist with an agnostic twist.
  2. JFK was assassinated on a Friday and they played games on that Sunday. After 9/11, every team skipped that week and the games were made up at the end of the season (no bye between the championship games and the Super Bowl).
  3. I'm at a bar right now and the crawl on the TV says "White's Power Slap League postponed." It took me a second to figure out if this was a Nazi thing or something.
  4. Would you mind making a post about how you're concerned about the chances of Ana de Armas returning my texts and DMs?
  5. @Huckleberry is right. You're taking one away from the numerator and one away from the denominator. In that case, the percentage drops each time.
  6. The one on Burnet has also been pretty bad the last couple of times I've been. I hope it's not a trend.
  7. I didn't realize this was the Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot thread.
  8. "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
  9. Yep, I slept on the sofa last night to keep the dogs calm because some asshole was shooting off fireworks until 1:30.
  10. Goddammit, that was going to be my response.
  11. Pics or it didn't happen. I would be OK with pictures of the dish or the stoner daughter-in-law.
  12. Was that the line you used on the ladies back in the 19 18 1750s?
  13. "And we're just getting word that Tennessee took down Clemson tonight. But don't forget that jet fuel can't bring down a skyscraper." Yep. doesn't really work there.
  14. Sounds like you're taking last night's loss pretty rough. Listen, sure the game didn't turn out like we wanted, but there were some glimmers of hope in the second half. We were just a couple of dropped passes away from running away with this game. We've got a great recruiting class coming in next year, the future is bright.
  15. Either one works for me.
  16. And so did North Carolina. I put all my faith in Mack Brown. Good luck to whomever wins my money!
  17. That's fair. I was thinking the heterosexual equivalent is Lauren Boebart. Disgusting individual who I would never socialize with. But, yes, would bang.
  18. OK, I have to call BS. He's not Ted Cruz-ugly. Are y'all being honest or are you playing the "I only bang 10s" card?
  19. Did the airline lose their luggage? If so, everything that they've got is just what they have on.
  20. Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years. 5000. 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
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