Jerry Callo
Certifiably Surly
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For all of you into Devolution
This thread is not complete without @Nuge's input.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Was that in Taiwan or your Mrs. Brat's hometown of Taylor?
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The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
I cracked up each time they identified those guys as "creek people" under their name when talking. And why the hell is anyone talking to anyone, even 20-30 years later. STFU
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I still do camera one, camera two every so often
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Concerts you are attending
Thanks for the heads up about the show. We'll be going and was able to get the pre-show lounge tickets as well.
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Austin FC
I want our two points. Looking forward to the game tonight. ¡LISTOS!
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Texas BBQ
From TM: "The brisket is consistently smoked to perfection and is seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, and Lawry's seasoned salt . . . " Yeah, that brisket does not look good.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It was a couple of years before young Jerry started taking bikes off any sweet jumps, and the bike was slightly lighter.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I had that Evel Knievel costume in about 1976. I was such a badass that Halloween with my costume and bike.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I have a cousin who is an equine chiropractor. I can't imagine how much money you could make telling people that the horse is going to need 3 visits for the next 3 weeks, 2 visits for the following 4 weeks, and a once a week maintenance visit for the next few years.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Apparently letting God take the wheel.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Looks like an untrained dog, without a leash that was scared of something.
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John Candy: I Like Me (a documentary)
I was thinking about this the other day. My favorite example:
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The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
Good reminder: Long professorial version (worth the time): STFU Short and to the point version: STFU Friday
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Sterlin Harjo’s new show ‘The Lowdown’ coming to FX
Looking forward to it. Res Dogs was incredible and Ethan Hawke small role was great.
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ROFL BOX could use your prayers
For those who might not have seen the link posted on the first page or are inclined to send some additional help. Help ROFL BOX
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Texas BBQ
Beef ribs are about the easiest think to smoke. I don't remember the last time I ordered one at a barbecue joint.
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Lame joke thread
I think you need to work on the delivery. Your punch line makes sense when read, but is harder to verbalize. I do like a good punctuation example, though. The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac literally takes things.
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What was the apartment building called at 84th and Purcell next to the big church off 183 close to I -35?
I love these posts. I'm sure "Can You Help Me With This" pops up on a google search prompting the unsuspecting public to ask an innocuous question. Then surly chimes in . . . and doesn't help with shit.
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John Candy: I Like Me (a documentary)
He was very big in Sheboygan as the fucking Polka King of the Midwest. Don't sell him short.
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I caught the cancer
I hope the procedure gives you some additional relief. I have second hand experience with this through my father and I know how debilitating it can be and the difficulty just getting enough nutrition with the restrictions caused by the surgery. Nausea and reverse eating makes the matter worse. This bump also reminds me to check when I'm due for my next EGD.
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How much do you pay for siriusxm?
My wife has been without her satellite radio for nearly a week now. They finally sent an email offering $4.99/mo. for 12 months. which is all I asked for in the first place. If it were my radio, I'd either wait to see if I could get a @Fudge Nuggets deal or cancel for good. I know the wife enjoys it during her commute, and I'd rather have a content wife than an extra couple bucks a month.
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Recommend me a financial planner
You know that only old people use checks anymore, right?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Now try glisten.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That's at least the 23rd grade.