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TejasPedro

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  1. Well hell. That has championship attitude written all over it. Has CDC made his policy clear on our head buttnutt not chewing gum like a 10 year old? Did CDC make his policy clear on having his football team prepared to play our biggest rival? At least we locked down that whole sing-along issue. Please give CDC an extension. No let’s make it a lifetime appointment.
  2. Trying to draw in a billionaire to fund operation Cesspool Cleanse
  3. Not to infuse politics in this whole mess but all we need now to destabilize the already fragile longhorn Nation is to have some George Soros billionaire come in and fund the buyout and pay for the new contract of Urban Meyer. It would destabilize the College football landscape and usher in a new world order.
  4. Norman is too rural for Urban. Urban will take the Texas job for less than what TH makes just to spite him. He knows he will make ten times that in endorsements after he brings in 5 National Championships to Texas. My bevo senses are tingling. I think something is happening in the football cosmos. If we all think it, If we all say it out loud, speak it to one another it shall be so. We just need to put it out there in the universe. Urban Meyer to Texas!
  5. The best Optics over the past twenty years are those sexy passes behind the line of scrimmage when you need 9 yards on third down. Young HS recruits love to see the negative yardage offense.
  6. If Mack were on the flight would the first words out of his mouth after the crash be, first let me just say, thank you to the pilot for crashing and killing half the passengers, and also, would he clap, clap, clap on the way down?
  7. Oh... wait and see! What are waiting to see if he can win a championship? Waiting to see if given 5 tries can he beat our biggest rival more than once? Waiting to see if he can go 3 or 4 weeks without making a fool of himself? Waiting to see if we miss on legacy recruits? Waiting to see if He pisses off and alienates former players? Oh no, I get it, we are really waiting to see what he can do with a bunch of rag tag 1stars and walk-on’s. Get your popcorn this is going to be a must see.
  8. The clerk at 7-elven overheard a Pepsi driver, who attended a corporate luncheon with a guy, who was banging a BMD’s wife’s hairstylist, say “it’s almost happening!”
  9. Who are we going to load on the private jet to close the deal with Urban? i would send Earl with a big ass cookie cake along with a bunch of groveling limp dick suits and make Herman serve drinks and light snacks on the flight.
  10. no matter how many times I refresh Tom Herman is still our HC
  11. Charlie baked it. Tom frosted it! Can we please let Urban coach football at the University of Texas?
  12. The price for Urbs goes up with each ignorant ash loss.
  13. OU, enjoy this today, but don’t you assholes even dare to show up for our practice tomorrow, unless you want a taste of what we are really made of.
  14. Why do I think the administration would mess this up? If we were looking to hire Watson we would wind up with Watson Brown and not IBM’s Watson.
  15. If CDC has the stones to pull off Urban and it works, he will be the toast of this town. They will erect a statue in his honor massage his ego for eternity. His legacy will be fulfilled. On the other hand, if he sits back does nothing he will be on to the next job and will be forgotten but only remembered as the guy that didn’t hire Urban, who of course will then proceed to break his foot off in the ass of every team that could and should have hired him.
  16. This is what we have become, arguing over which one of our shitbirds was the worst. You wanna know which one of these assholes is the worst look in the trophy case and look at the record book. When you are done with that look at how players are not being developed. Which one has lost ground on our Brand and national prominence? Who gives a shit who the worst is. Can we hire the best available person. This whole AD job is so overwhelmingly Hard. Evaluating your employees is so Hard. Simple way to look at this issue. Does anyone else want your Head coach? Is anyone sniffing around the program trying to poach your assistants if the answer is hell no, we got the wrong people.
  17. If we flush this finger pointing, fan blaming turd and hire Urban are the Brockermeyers back in play? Do we also need the cards to fall and have the Texans hire Nick Saban as GM and Coach? Urban would bring all the recruits. We wouldn’t need the gimmicks like freaky family fun fantastical feasting f’ing Fridays
  18. Major Applewhite, if his wife forgives him we should too. How do we know he didn’t have a hall pass? Major has the stones to force a player to wear team gear. We have a lot of legends in their own minds kind of players on this team. Anyone willing to go toe to toe with Ed Oliver has got that “it” factor we need. Just think what he would do to this soft ass team. They would be forced to show up and be like actually prepared to play.
  19. Texans need to dip into the college ranks and get a slightly youngish football coach one that knows his way around rebuilding a locker room. Tom Herman Should be the next Texans coach.
  20. Now is a good time to bring up the hat thing. When you see our hat on the table does your stomach just ball up and give you instant Coronavirus. It’s kind of embarrassing to see them even try and diss the horns hat. It doesn’t mean anything anymore. Kids are going to laugh at other kids for even putting a Texas hat on the table. A La-La hat now has more clout.
  21. Does he have any eligibility left, we could use a fierce ass kicking linebacker?
  22. I agree CDC should not be drug into this TH debacle. It’s real adult type shit. Grab anyone at the University with eyes and ears with a pair of brass balls. I’m sure there is a janitor on campus that can see el Reloj on the wall says it’s time for Tomas to vamos
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