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Willfully Horn

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  1. WTF? Seems like the homeowner should be charged.
  2. My wife pulled this from a Texas hype video on insta. You’re welcome.
  3. Imagine believing trans athletes are more a violation of a woman’s space than Dobbs, and its offshoots, potential travel restrictions, and civil liability to any shit heel rando.
  4. I guess my beer mugs are sized for a beer. Add ice, and tomato juice, and there’s more stuff than my beer mug contains. So, two micheladas.
  5. Mcheladas slam. I make a couple fairly often, because one beer makes two micheladas. And they were part of the learning curve for sangritas, ie how to make tomato juice delicious.
  6. Couch fucker stated the 20,000 Haitians living in Springfield were illegal immigrants. I guess the gotcha moment of hearing the quiet part aloud slept the responsibility of debunking blatant misinformation and demagoguery. Folks who check facts know the R campaign is unfettered by reality. That almost every public statement is a lie. Misinformation is their currency, and they’re spending that currency to buy hate. That ratfuck Musk xitted that Australian efforts to curb misinformation online is, in fact, fascism. Our own highest court made damn sure political disinformation is protected speech. So, yeah, CNN, reporting that Springfield’s Haitian community is overwhelmingly comprised of legal immigrants ought have been the immediate task. Trump and Vance being liars ought have been included in the set up, the context, the preface, of every fucking report you had made, or will make, concerning the election in November. Better late than never.
  7. What’d this post cost RT?
  8. Remember when these type of games caused the thought of worry? I remember. Has there ever been a team so blessed with talent behind the center?
  9. Wearing that shirt to an eight and under league football game? Geez Louise.
  10. New neighbor put up a Trump-Vance-Kennedy sign. Next time I see him, I will be sure to point out he is supporting a rapist felon.
  11. SCOTUS has made our law a mockery.
  12. Ha! As my wife is a very giving woman, she, for decades, had given me far more orgasms than I had given her. We are now almost in our fourth decade together, she is just as giving, but she has indeed revealed a superpower. And my earlier post is accurate.
  13. He would have loved you more than Eva Braun You would have been his kind of girl You'd have been there right beside him As he drove around the world And when he stopped, you'd have pushed him on And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun He would have loved you more than Eva Braun You would have held the secret to his heart And when they found you in the bunker They'd've had to tear you both apart But if you'd said, "Argentina?" he'd have gone And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun A broken heart is like a Nazi And a Nazi's like the blues The fuerher that you have The fuerher you have to lose He would have loved you more than Eva Braun If he'd only known what fun you really are You'd have shown him how a fresh wound's More exciting than a scar (He wouldn't have cared you're not a natural blonde) And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun Oh, he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun Ja, he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun
  14. Not hate, just a fact. Cooks used to use spices like cinnamon and clove to mask the flavor of poor quality meats.
  15. Nutbar right: Haitians are killing cats and dogs for food! Nutbar left: Hold my beer.
  16. Getting boobed by Loomer. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. /RIP WN
  17. Fuck poachers, but duck and goose are tasty.
  18. So did Ruby. Not that she wanted to… She felt she owed it to them. Otoh, Ruby kept an eagle eye on our kids, never barked at a guest invited into our home, wasn’t bothered by thunder or fireworks, and was always eager to do whatever we asked of her. Fucking miss that dog. Edited to add: Aussie/lab mix.
  19. Huh. My favorite Buddha fact is that he got fat after he found enlightenment.
  20. Questions Abbott will never face: Hey, Hot Wheels, if you believe illegal immigrants vote in blue states, why do you keep sending them there? Also: Have you stopped all rape in Texas?
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