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Superhero

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  1. Vefore we all die in 2032, aggy will claim the 2033 national championship by going undefeated.
  2. You know whose fault this is? Fuck him for his hypocrisy over the years. Fucker deserves to be goatsed by a Dodge Ram.
  3. He looks like Jon Hamm and Nicholas Cage had a baby.
  4. Needs to explanation
  5. White people… Key & Peele should have had a skit about white people names instead of football players.
  6. Don’t look up
  7. That's 81.7 seconds for each guy. What, are they all 13 YOs doing it for the first time?
  8. goatse image here
  9. Cumming in my ex’s mouth.
  10. Yup. No brainer. Just give me the day off without trees, lights, gifts, Mariah Carey.
  11. That was my daughter her first year. We always had extra clothes and a pair of scissors. The scissors were just in case we said fuck it, we're not saving these clothes, and just cut them off of her. Then she got potty trained at 18 months and never had an accident ever since.
  12. Let’s follow the logic here… Augusta doesn’t want black or brown people. Trump is a piece of shit. Shit is brown. Ergo, Augusta doesn’t want Trump.
  13. Out of this group? John Daly is the most recognizable. John Voight also had a sweet mullet in Heat. Very business in the front.
  14. Superhero

    Getting old sucks

    Totally would have won the Long Walk.
  15. Can anyone confirm? Funniest comment:
  16. There's something floating around for sure. Four of my coworkers are out, but the kid who was sitting next to me the entire day is okay, so the others hopefully didn't get it from me.
  17. Caught whatever is going around in the air. My son was a bit sick in the way back from camping, and I hung out with him all of Sunday. Last night I felt the hand of God smacking me down. Body ache, plugged nose, headache, etc. etc. Second time in 2 months is way too often.
  18. Is it even possible to make Chick-fil-A fries taste shittier?
  19. Both true. Love her passion for her kids, and the love they have for her. What a great teacher.
  20. You would think. Except there were several women (and at least one guy) who didn't know anything about football and kept asking questions and/or making dumb statements. After watching the Eagles and Chiefs go 4 and out on their first drives, the guy told one of the women, "we already have 2 turnovers". The guy needed to turn in his man card.
  21. That too. But this one is on her.
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