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Superhero

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  1. Hopefully she'll pick Pete as her VP. Young, energetic, patriotic, and highly intelligent. Maybe by the time it's his time to run, people will be able to look past his sexual orientation. (Off tangent, and yes, I'm a fan of the Oxford comma)
  2. Still better than meetings scheduled between 12 - 1PM. If it's an in-person meeting, you better buy me lunch.
  3. You know I thought this was a joke until I we had a temp receptionist who was vegan. Every friendly conversation on Monday started with me "yada yada, how was your weekend?". Followed by "It was great, we went up to LA to try this vegan restaurant". At that point, I would say "great" and go get my coffee and not talk to her until the following week.
  4. My bidet is in the guest bath downstairs because there’s a plug there. My parents are staying with us for the next few weeks, and out of respect for them, I’m trying to keep the guest bath “theirs”. But I took a dump this afternoon and spent a better part of 5 minutes wiping and wiping and still poop. I love my parents, but they need to GTFO of my house.
  5. A few from last night… Went to a Blink182 concert at SoFi stadium last night. I don’t know their music, and frankly didn’t want to go, but wife’s friend gave her tickets in a suite, so I went as her driver. I don’t like Blink182. We agreed leave early to avoid traffic. We also agreed to drive her friend’s friend home. She remembers as we were walking to the car that her bag was checked in on the other side of the stadium. So my wife went with her. I thought it would be a great idea to loop around and get them (unforced error here). After the event, they closed streets and left turn lanes, so I ended up in traffic for the next hour to get to where I was going to pick them up. A while hour. We didn’t get home until 1:15. Im exhausted.
  6. I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements. Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.
  7. Miata talk not going away. And I for one welcome the conversation. I LOVED my 93 black & tan and am still sad I sold it more than 15 years ago. The shifter and clutch were sublime, and I knew just how much to blip the throttle to make the tail whip around. Fun times.
  8. The Walmart of cruise lines.
  9. The U.S.
  10. Does she have any eligibility left?
  11. No bills might actually be the winner if you’re buying EVERYTHING on CC, loans and mortgages that you never need to pay back.
  12. PM of course. My kids are heavy sleepers. I am not, and woke up because of some inconsiderate idiot.
  13. Oh... I thought that meme meant "cringe". My bad. And yeah, sorry for calling you a bigot. That was meant at a joke. But I guess it was only haha on my end. BTW, I think you should also be using this meme since I know your feelings for Pete.
  14. i understand it’s July 4th week and people are excited about setting off fireworks. But anyone setting them off at 1130 deserves to have their fingers blown off.
  15. Let my freak flag fly you bigot.
  16. Would be great if young athletes entering into the NFL, NBA, etc. could have contracts that paid out slowly... a small payment early on, and increasing until they learn how to manage their finances. Speaking of delayed payments. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40430232/bobby-bonilla-day-2024-new-york-mets-pay-119-million-every-july-1-ohtani-contract-deferred-money Holy crap.
  17. Friday is not a corporate "holiday" and we have to take a vacation day if we want to a 4-day weekend. I don't mind though since no one will be at the office, and I'll probably show up for a few hours, and go for a 5 hour lunch.
  18. I left Austin almost 20 years ago and still have nightmares of merging onto I-35 from downtown. Speaking of Pete, he was at the ribbon cutting for a high speed railway from Vegas to LA. One of the VPs from my office was there and took a photo with Pete. If I had gone, I would have been bugging him to sign my chest while I scream like a teenage girl.
  19. You had me at e-bikers. Way too many idiot kids and grown ups riding them without knowing traffic laws or the common sense to wear a helmet.
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