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Brisketexan

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  1. ^^^^ Yeah, that's one of the images/pieces of evidence that just has me shaking my head repeatedly. The evidence of "chemtrails" is "look up in the sky and see those streaks!" You mean....the fucking streaks that have been created by planes flying at speed and altitude since we started breaking the 100 mph flight barrier? Jesus monkeyfuck, we are the dumbest fucking species, and there is a 100% chance that we are going to end our species' reign over the earth out of sheer ultra-mega-off-the-fucking-charts stupidity.
  2. Absolutely. I remember many years ago, working a case in Tulsa. There's a restaurant called the Wild Fork in Utica square -- still there, still really good. We went one night, and the special was a fried catfish salad. Two fillets, two hushpuppies, topped with tartar sauce, on a small bed of lettuce. It was fucking BRILLIANT, because that night, when I called my wife to touch base, she asked "so what'd you have for dinner?", I could answer truthfully, "oh, we just went to the Wild Fork and I had a salad." Goddamned genius menu move right there.
  3. False. It's been 16 years of Fox news and the Right-o-Sphere telling white men that the Dems say that straight white men are the root of all evil. It's a message packaged and sold by Fox and company, not by the actual non-MAGA world (everyone who isn't MAGA is a libtard or marxist or RINO). And it worked. Because it had perfect symbiosis with the path to power: unite the strong against a common, but weak, enemy. Punching down at "the other" works to gain and consolidate power, 100% of the time. Because we HAVE heard a consistent message from one political movement about a certain ethnicity that's to blame for everything: non-stop messaging, for decades now, that brown people are the cause of literally every problem in American life (don't tell me "just the illegal ones!"...because even THAT is stupid as shit, Jose the sheetrocker is helping, not hurting, and it's ULTRA-bullshit because we know how many hispanics are "the enemy." The president's chief adviser gave the number: 65 million. That's the number of ALL hispanics in the US, including legal residents and US citizens. We are ALL the enemy....and a good chunk of us are dumb enough to vote for that shit, too). There's no curtain they're hiding behind. There's no subtlety. It's pure-dee old-fashioned race-hatred and race-blaming. We're murderers, rapists, and drug dealers, and we should have no right to due process -- if the admin says we're enemies of the state, we should be subject to arrest and shipping us off to God knows where with no due process. Again, no hyperbole at all -- that is the actual plainly stated (stated REPEATEDLY, mind you) position of the sitting President of the United States. Yes, we're a fucking racist country, and getting more racist by the moment. Because, again, we live in a space of cognitive dissonance. Most people don't want to see their friend Jose, who works hard at the pizzeria or whatnot, to suffer any. They love Jose, and want him to stay. But if a trainload of Joses is rounded up and shipped to El Salvador, they fucking cheer it. On an individual level, most people don't act racist. On a societal level, they want all the brown people out of here, yesterday, leaving American for "real Americans." Both things are true. Don't worry, the Dems have no idea how to play in that space. It is safely the GQP's for decades to come. Using demonization of the "other" as a foundation for taking and consolidating power, and then wielding it with brutal vengeance, is a time-honored script. There's no real counter to it, so you've won. Congratulations.
  4. That’s why you need to pick on the small and the weak. It’s the time-honored path to power.
  5. Every coastal refinery in Texas and Louisiana, however…. That shit keeps me up at night.
  6. Hitting a bit too close to home, as I purchased multiple sets of these one night back in the early 90s when I got home after some beverages and turned on the TV...
  7. No she wouldn't. Fox news would paint her as a radical BLM Marxist Neocon DEI hire, and it would be over before it even starts.
  8. When did they make that change? Because I had CFA about a year ago, and the fries were damned near inedible. Just limp slabs of potato.
  9. I also don't get the CFA love. The chicken sandwich is fine. Their nuggets are tasty. Their waffle fries may be the worst in the business. As limp and bland as their dominant culture.
  10. I do have a bidet. And I did use it last night. And it made things much more pleasant than the last time I went through that procedure. Highly recommend.
  11. Jesus Christ, she'd be shredded, probably assassinated. I have zero such faith. The American people have gone full racist again, and man, they LIKE how it feels. ESPECIALLY suburban women. Hate is fucking intoxicating, and we're drunk as hell on it now. You mean, on "MARXIST COMMUNISM?????" That's all the GQP has to do. Call him a marxist communist non-stop, and he's toast. It doesn't have to be true, it just has to appeal to idiots. That is the entire story of America politics 2025: it doesn't have to be true, it just has to appeal to idiots. The sooner the Dems wake up to that and start playing that game, the better a chance they'll have. Which is never going to happen. So, we're fucked. We are a full-on idiocracy now, and there's no going back.
  12. It literally is. Which, under defamation law as it has historically existed (I say that because who the fuck knows, the law doesn't mean anything or matter anymore), is not a thing.
  13. Nicole has a fucking LIST, man....
  14. I mean....you think I was being hyperbolic. I was not. Imaginary chemtrails? They merit legislative action. Real-live pollution involving carcinogens that actually kill people? That merits legislative action too.....to ban local people from monitoring and publicizing such pollution: Banning imaginary pollution, protecting real pollution. The only thing dumber than Louisiana doing this is that Texas is sure to copy it all next legislative session.
  15. Sigh....my kingdom for a president as experienced, wise, and measured as Vigo these days.
  16. Oh, we're worse. Because we have no excuse. We've actually TASTED having a relatively educated population, growing economic opportunity and prosperity....and we've now said "NOPE. WE WANNA BE LIKE MISSISSIPPI, BUT MEANER TO HISPANICS."
  17. 1990, 1970s, fuck it, I'm old. The point remains, beef fat is both better for the end product, and better for you (all things in moderation and all that).
  18. Fuck, it's made the driving experience damned near impossible for "lazy/comfort cars." And I like a lazy, comfort drive. But FFS, the other day, the rental car outfit put me in a new Honda Odyssey minivan. I get in, the hazards are on. It took me three minutes of hunting around the front of the vehicle to find the button to turn them off (not in any of the usual, central places -- or on the steering column). Then, I find the push start button....but cannot for the life of me figure out how to put it in gear. Shifter on column or floor? Nope. Instead, three buttons in a busy main console. Well, not three buttons. One button up top for Drive. Then, below it, kind of a button/switch for Reverse. Then below that, a button for Park. I adjust the mirrors (because the last driver was obviously a dwarf). Ten minutes after getting in the car, I can now leave the lot. On my drive, I stop to get a bottle of water. Come out....the mirrors all re-set to their previous setting, so I have to adjust them all again. Is there a button or something somewhere to make my setting the default, so I don't have to keep adjusting them? Fuck if I know. Maybe it's on the dash. Or the door. Or the center console. Or maybe it's the 9th option on the third page of the 2nd menu option on the LCD screen display. I want to start the car, use the turn signal, hazards, windshield wipers, and headlights, and shift it into its various gears. And I apparently need a 30 minute orientation session to figure out how to use features THAT HAVE BEEN EASY AND USABLE FOR FUCKING 70 FUCKING YEARS, WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO CHANGE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM?
  19. Had a colonoscopy this morning first thing. Was loopy, but hungry. Had the wife pull through McDonald's around the corner for an Egg McMuffin and hash brown for me to have for breakfast before taking a drug-fueled nap. It was exactly as good as it always is, and may be the best thing they do. Also, they should go back to frying their fries in beef fat. The science has developed since the 70s when they dumped that approach. Turns out, it's the better approach. And much more delicious.
  20. Louisiana: where they ban imaginary chemical pollution, but also eliminate all regulation of ACTUAL chemical pollution. We have officially evolved into a new species. Homo Dumbassmaximus.
  21. June 1st: Chaser Trump just wants to be able to say “I made a deal.” It doesn’t matter what the deal actually is, because he’ll just lie about it in effusive terms: “It’s a beautiful deal, an amazing deal, the most incredible deal ever, people are saying. Much better than the terrible deals Obama and Biden made.” The deal could provide for the US delivering nuclear weapons to Iran, and that’s what he’d say.
  22. Cool. But he still has your support, right? And the punchline is, there’s plenty of facefucking of children happening in this state as we speak. Just check in on an evangelical church youth pastor - fully protected by Paxton, of course. I just used an example of the most depraved crime I could think of. Or, as a Republican youth pastor would call it, “a pretty good Tuesday night.”
  23. I mean…the guy literally filed a public document in court admitting he broke the law…and has not only faced zero consequences, but is the most powerful official in the state. So, yeah, take your pick. He could slaughter a puppy, overcook a steak, cheat at cards, beat a grandmother senseless, what have you….his numbers would never go down.
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