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SurlyGator

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  1. Gus is apparently a massive homer for whichever conference cuts the checks. He sounded unentheused on the normal announcer scale, on his scale he was close to suicidal.
  2. They don't call it a nightstick fracture for nothing!
  3. State of Texas outline in the visor. I hope this looks as good or better live as it does here.
  4. Threads colliding... Now just add in some leftovers on a paper plate and a bottle of whiskey, and you will reach Surly nirvana. Good stuff!
  5. For the record, I chuckled.
  6. Personally, I would still be out at 1/10th the price. Caseback says 1 of 104, I'm assuming 104 of each team? I'm sure there are that many out there willing to part with that kind of cash for one of those...
  7. The rare opportunity to a give a perfect one-liner that is also the accurate answer to the question asked. RIP
  8. Point one: Technically correct - Downers Grove - a suburb Point two: 100% incorrect. DO's can go into any field that MD's can.
  9. For sure, the budget to keep the boys bathrooms stocked will be 10x what it is to keep the girls bathrooms stocked.
  10. The fish should get some serious bonus points for boinking all three of them. Well played!
  11. Thanks for the necro-critique?
  12. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    Complications happen, even with the most basic of procedures. Just like any other medical procedure, do some homework and find a physician who is really good at it and has done it a lot (assuming we aren't talking some breakthrough new procedure). For something like A-Fib, there are alternatives, but you may or may not feel like shit with those alternatives. If you do, look into ablation. Just go to someone that has done 3-4 per week for years, not someone that has done 3 or 4.
  13. SurlyGator

    BC @ FSU

    BOB’s pit sweat is the most fascinating aspect of this broadcast.
  14. Any gatophiles that can identify exactly what type of feline that is? Funky!
  15. Bitchin'.
  16. You say that like it's a bad thing?
  17. Accurate? Probably not. Funny? Absolutely, even to me!
  18. Once you decide to open that, I would be curious how it compared in a blind tasting to yellow label 4R. It is a blend of all ten recipes done by the master distiller of (I would assume) less ideal barrels. If yours is equal portions of all ten from excellent barrels, the contract may be interesting.
  19. Sounds like an extremely ominous countdown clock.... Too bad they can't just nope right out of there!
  20. Thermite. So Napalm Lite.
  21. I'm not reviewing 42 pages to see if this has been said or not, and I realize this opinion may not be popular around here, but I was actually hoping a&m would win last night. Simply because I know that they will get their shit pushed in multiple times through their SEC schedule, and I would have preferred for the domers to lose their most "respectable" game on their schedule. Domers are now all but guaranteed a playoff spot barring multiple epic meltdowns, and that sucks.
  22. Watching my Gators play today, I will likely be a frequent contributer here for the next few months until I transition over to the "I'm an alcoholic" thread...
  23. Three reasons: 1. Red blooded. 2. American. 3. Male.
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