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ABSR

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  1. Look, to drop the MIL you would have to drop the wife because she is not going to ..... wait, I like the way you think.
  2. Fixed it.
  3. She’s trying to tell you to bring another girl and a cup into the bedroom.
  4. My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.
  5. Nowadays if you have weed in your system you wonder what weed killer to use.
  6. "It just means more for SEC teams to not want to be there, stupid sip!"
  7. One of these little brothers is a real big dumpster fire.
  8. How come that bothers you?
  9. Kinda brilliant producing a shirt that your fans mindlessly gobble up today, and then your rivals also want to buy ironically a few years later. Aggy big brains! They need a new one saying “Can’t make rent, got Jimbo’d.”. To complete the circle.
  10. G’day mate!
  11. delete
  12. Kind of like all the turnover BS different schools do. You score a touchdown...sex tent.
  13. Fixed it.
  14. What are we talking about? Development? We're talking about development, man! We're talking about development! We're talking about development... We ain't talking about the game! We're talking about development, man!
  15. Boys are Junior and Senior in HS. All packages under tree are in the brown box they arrived in. Some have a name written on them with a Sharpie. Most my wife will just look at and tell us who it goes to on Christmas morning. I'll wrap the two boxes I have for my wife, because I am not THAT stupid.
  16. I would say the opposite is true based on AISD statistics. https://www.austinisd.org/about-us Ethnicity/ Race Hispanic: 55.0% White: 30.1% Black: 6.6% Asian: 4.5% Other 3.8% Inclusive Populations Economically Disadvantaged: 51.9% Emergent Bilingual: 28.2% Special Education: 13.4%
  17. That bridge is as burned as his brisket.
  18. The championships are played in Round Rock at Dell Diamond
  19. If part of the settlement was not that she never have a picture of herself shown that identified her as a Hooters waitress, Hooters should fire their lawyers.
  20. Wolf! WWoooolff! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOLLLLLFFFFFF!!!!!!! Happy now?
  21. If not this busy weekend, recruits will show up when students are gone and the campus will look more like post-accident Chernobyl. Same architecture. Abandoned. A few mole like people (freshman cadets) scurrying around like scared rats hoping not to be sexually assaulted. Only the smells of jizz, sewage leaks, and delusion will remain.
  22. Seems legit.
  23. I mean, did they not read the brochure? Damnit...too late.
  24. Just call it a dragon.
  25. So how does one, like, become an interviewer for these positions?
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