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ultimaton

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  1. Her first baby? Came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'.
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    Vinyl

    The limited edition of Tool's Fear Inoculum is a black friday deal at Amazon right now. Currently $61, down from $170. https://www.amazon.com/Fear-Inoculum-Limited-Vinyl-Tool/dp/B09T8F2ZQF/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=fear+inoculum+limited+edition+vinyl&qid=1669314575&sprefix=fear+in%2Caps%2C154&sr=8-1
  3. He's probably afraid someone like you might show up and shoot them.
  4. every team we've beaten by double digits bounced back to win their game the following week. jayhawks got this.
  5. I'm firmly in this camp now. On both his scrambles he looked deathly afraid of getting hit like someone with either an injury or the post-injury yips.
  6. Get that kid that attacked the ref in high school a scholarship and an NIL deal. Call it "Texas Big Game Hunter" or something and every big 12 zebra sent to the hospital is $10K
  7. those fucking whopper commercials are crimes against humanity and the ad exec that came up with them should be executed
  8. I'm starting to think the guy that lives with a stripper and a monkey isn't all that great at risk analysis
  9. long bomb to worthy that misses by 10 yards
  10. we thank you for your service
  11. the ad exec that came up with these whooper commercials needs to executed
  12. Can't wait to waste first down here with throwing and missing on a long bomb to Worthy
  13. Another great FS1 broadcast… “dId tHeY gEt a fIrSt dOwN wE dIdNt aCcOuNt fOr???”
  14. Wait until you meet some of your new neighbors in rural Michigan. It's all of this, but covered in motor oil.
  15. Surly's own Carlos Mencia, everyone. If you're gonna steal a joke (A) at least make sure it's a funny one; and (B) not already sitting in this thread a few posts above yours.
  16. When we announced we were leaving we lost our vote.
  17. Wife and I voted today at the Leander library. In and out in about five minutes.
  18. O Line can’t block (X) Big plays negated by holding (X) Key Drops by WRs (X) Defense gives up 90 yard game winning drive to a back up QB (X) No wonder Sam looked so comfortable out there, it’s like he never left Texas.
  19. holy shit he actually negged you for this
  20. Sark watching the K-State/Okie State game film tonight
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