Everything posted by Degenerate Gardner
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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
Boys will be Boys on Boys.
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what's your political 'attitude' nowadays?
- We're 59th in World Penis Size. USA! USA!
Did those numbers adjust for our exceptionalism in obesity? If they could see our dicks, they’d know of their majesty.- 2022 DB Jaylon Guilbeau
Extra added bonus: It’s hard to prove in a tent.- Gone posters
I sometimes forget what serious business this place is.- Stranded dolphin dies after Texas beach goers try to ride it
- The Kush -- Jared Kushner's Rise to Failure
Kush is a lock for Day 1 in the Gallows Draft.- WTF and How? Raping a monitor lizard. Yes, a monitor lizard.
That is the most wrong one could possibly go in the effort to get some tail.- United States Ambassador Herschel Walker
Sadly, you would have to be more specific.- Concerts you are attending
Mudhoney this Saturday in Olympia.- Ukraine War
Probably those goddamn Canadians again.- Sweet 16
I hate Gonzaga, I hate Timme, but damnit I just can’t enjoy Arkansas winning.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Rather small, though now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.- Moody Center
It’d be a lot cooler if you finish the Moody Center on time?- Boeing 737 carrying 132 passengers crashes in China
And that innocent little boy? Well, he became Chad Fuck.- Texas basketball '21-'22: Welcome Chris Beard
I’m not sure I want a cockburn anyway.- Russell Wilson Cut From the Broncos
Are you kidding ? Thank you, Pete Carroll. If he had continued to run Lendale White, I’m not sure Vince would have been in a position to do his magic.- OK, Laptop was real. MSM corruption
How often did he talk about Comet Pizza? Constantly, hourly or just daily?- 2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
This being the first post-transfer portal NIL Covid year era March Madness, I’ll confess that what was already the best sports thing going now has an all new window shopping dimension. You could potentially be watching near-future Longhorns. Interesting.- Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
Forget Shakafeude, I’m here for the Brock-Brady cage match.- 2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
On the upside, I timed my new iodine-infused vodka product line perfectly.- Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
Distance talk not going away.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Probably not. The Entertainment industry is so cutthroat.- PSA: Iranian women on Plenty of Fish are cray.
Plenty of Swordfish? - We're 59th in World Penis Size. USA! USA!
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