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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. This isn’t a game, cock.
  2. I’m more of a catapult guy myself, but to each their own.
  3. America has made a strong case for exceptional stupidity, if nothing else. Between electing and almost re-electing Trump, opposing reasonable Covid precautions based on politics, allowing January 6 to be minimized… I’m starting to come around on American Exceptionalism.
  4. Sadly, I tried hard to find an appropriate image of rats choosing cocaine over food but was unsuccessful.
  5. I don’t know how to find OANN. I don’t want to know how to find OANN.
  6. If we had social media at the time, we’d still be trepanning.
  7. Not to mention that it didn’t work out well for Onan either.
  8. This may just be the domestic inroad that Erik Prince’s death squads were waiting for. What are their vaccination rates like?
  9. She’s attractive, strong and definitely pegging Madison.
  10. Not to derail, but I’ve often wondered if the concerted undermining of science by O&G interests trying to marginalize climate change discussion didn’t pay big dividends for the Covid deniers.
  11. I hate to leave the Big 12 before beating K State some more. It feels like they’ve owned us in football. it would been nice to watch Beard build a team that would regularly win the conference and legitimately beat KU. Not thrilled to be more enmeshed with Aggies again soon. Baylor’s hard times are quite an upside though.
  12. Thought bubbles of ‘We’ve done stupid things, mostly stupid things, and we’re hedging against future stupid things with this desperate distraction’. Yet it works.
  13. Tell that to Matt Gaetz.
  14. If you want MTG to multiply, just feed her after midnight.
  15. Note to police: you should be concerned when your find yourselves arresting citizens for crimes that rely on Michael Scott’s logic.
  16. I’ll bet his defense of the Cheetah Girls was equally impassioned. Say what you want about Matt, he’s in touch with his target demographic.
  17. This excuses nothing, but naming an anti-racism website Spicenter.org seems foolhardy too.
  18. That’s Energy Administrative Assistant, you troglodyte.
  19. Classic! I’ll bet the titty baby got all bent out of shape by the burning cross too.
  20. As a Dem voter, obviously nothing would thrill me more than the Alamo being turned into a La Raza recruitment center. Without fear-mongering the right would be dead in the water. Maybe even have to focus on finding solutions to the pressing problems of our time rather than stoking the hate machine.
  21. Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan ?
  22. Pretty sure their secret recipe features nutria.
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