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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Tap the brakes. No reason to shame the parents without additional detail that speaks to their role. Decent people who try as parents can raise monsters. Mob bullying can’t help in that case.
  2. Glad you said it. The last thing I want to do is be accused of mansplaining vaginas.
  3. This week I got the call that another childhood friend and neighbor from my now college aged daughter’s kindergarten cohort OD’d and died. Opiates are the suspected cause. He spent so many days and nights at our house when they were kids. I know his parents and siblings. Now they’re broken. Irrespective of legalization, I wish the relative toxicity of intoxicants was a better discussed topic. Opiates can easily kill on any given night. If you are adult, you’ve seen plenty of alcohol-related deaths too. While not benign, that is probably not something that will occur with weed. Seems like need-to-know information.
  4. For the sake of all that is good, please stop quoting GR’s nonsense. The Ignore feature is thwarted when you do.
  5. DP (on Mrs Stone)
  6. For someone who complains a lot about being railroaded, he sure didn’t mind when they ran a train on his wife.
  7. We’ve been sending high school girls home whose skirts are too short for decades, maybe centuries. All I ask is the same treatment for guys who come to work at the Naval Weapons Station in Hitler mustaches.
  8. Laws haven't been needed. Common sense and patriotism was enough. Now that you mention it, we may need some laws.
  9. Tell me more about this Beth Moore Convention you speak of
  10. Apologies for the lack of soundtrack on this. It begs for one.
  11. Badass, ballsy driver to be sure, but let’s give some love to the trees too. They held faster than I expected.
  12. Pay me tree-fiddy and I'll bust a ditty. This kind of kinetic creativity don't come for free.
  13. I hope he has business continuity plans in place for his lemonade stand while he’s away at this new job.
  14. It seems a little unfair that he’s the only one with a Turbo button.
  15. Even amateur rectal astronomy?
  16. We had to put down our 16 year-old kitty last week. It was the right thing to do for him - hell I wish I could have extended the same gift to some human loved ones who long suffered - but it doesn’t take away the pain and sorrow for you and the fam. Life is loss, among other things. And it can be excruciating. Peace and comfort to the Briskets and hope for a better place for Shiny Cat.
  17. OP is only worth taking off Ignore to neg to Bolivia. That and for scraping the occasional dog shit from a shoe.
  18. In addition to the vagaries of my own lifelong cohabitation with depression and anxiety, my wife recently underwent serious surgery. Seeing her in pain and discomfort is a new anguish. My sunshine is cringing even on heavy pain meds. Hard times are hard. To the point of Cactus’ previous post: my employer got a new EAP at the start of Feb with support resources including x number of talk therapy sessions. I hopped on that with the quickness. Therapy is a good thing for most everyone, and I could really use some of that good right about now.
  19. All that procreatin talk busted your hyphen!
  20. Check his asshole? Is that a chicken-egg sort of thing?
  21. ‘You think America’s sending their best people? No, they’re sending rapists, murderers, and Ted Fucking Cruz!’
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