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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. No, I mean it makes you realize why he was at WR
  2. Hudson Card throws like a former wide receiver
  3. That poor cancer. T&P for its complete recovery.
  4. You can actually take their old clothes into stores and get a credit to use on their used clothing website Worn Wear. Repairs or warranty replacements don’t require receipts.
  5. Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.
  6. Thank you 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus.
  7. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore and I will dump them on another state. Desantis and his ilk are toxic and anathema to the best part of the American ideal. Make America Great Again though, right?
  8. Shit’s getting real. AMTRAK cancels trips. Hundreds impacted. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/09/14/amtrak-passenger-rail-strike/
  9. I have heard tales of your fallibility, and this is it.
  10. No doubt that performance encouraged vigorous circulation to organs that were atrophying. She’s Florence Nightengale with a fake rack. What kind of world are we living in where this isn’t lauded?
  11. Real Chad shit? Please elaborate.
  12. Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.
  13. I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.
  14. In Texas’ defense, I spent a week at S Padre in early August and saw nary a MAGA flag. Quite possibly an aberration but I’ll take it.
  15. Jesus that is some scary shit.
  16. There’s no future and England’s dreaming God save the king
  17. Death or ruination for TFG would be swell, sure, but at a bare minimum it would be nice if he isn’t elected President again, again.
  18. Based only of what I’ve seen of Herschel Walker’s speeches, paying Favre not to give speeches may be a defensible position.
  19. I didn’t know red wings were on the menu!
  20. Like other purported Trump gotchas, I fear it’ll go something like this
  21. Just asking questions? Or does the Twitterer have a basis for the statement?
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