Everything posted by Degenerate Gardner
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
No, it’s Sam tonight
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
No, I mean it makes you realize why he was at WR
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Hudson Card throws like a former wide receiver
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I heart Bijan Johnson
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
That poor cancer. T&P for its complete recovery.
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Patagonia owners give away their company
You can actually take their old clothes into stores and get a credit to use on their used clothing website Worn Wear. Repairs or warranty replacements don’t require receipts.
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Semi Crashes, spills a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City
Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.
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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
Thank you 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore and I will dump them on another state. Desantis and his ilk are toxic and anathema to the best part of the American ideal. Make America Great Again though, right?
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
Her majesty was a pretty nice girl.
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Beefy Rail Strike
Shit’s getting real. AMTRAK cancels trips. Hundreds impacted. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/09/14/amtrak-passenger-rail-strike/
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Patagonia owners give away their company
I have heard tales of your fallibility, and this is it.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
No doubt that performance encouraged vigorous circulation to organs that were atrophying. She’s Florence Nightengale with a fake rack. What kind of world are we living in where this isn’t lauded?
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Patagonia owners give away their company
Real Chad shit? Please elaborate.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.
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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
In Texas’ defense, I spent a week at S Padre in early August and saw nary a MAGA flag. Quite possibly an aberration but I’ll take it.
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Fentanyl laced Oxy, Valium, and Xanax
Jesus that is some scary shit.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
There’s no future and England’s dreaming God save the king
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Victor Wembanyama- basketball's NEXT next unicorn?
They shoot unicorns, don’t they?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Death or ruination for TFG would be swell, sure, but at a bare minimum it would be nice if he isn’t elected President again, again.
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Mississippi burning
Based only of what I’ve seen of Herschel Walker’s speeches, paying Favre not to give speeches may be a defensible position.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I didn’t know red wings were on the menu!
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Like other purported Trump gotchas, I fear it’ll go something like this
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Just asking questions? Or does the Twitterer have a basis for the statement?