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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of innocents. Every 6 to 7 days, if you’re counting.
  2. The transfer portal and some sweet NIL money
  3. It’s a bad break that the shooter wasn’t killed in some school shooting when he was a kid.
  4. Verdad. If Sandy Hook didn’t move the needle, neither will this. Lots of meaninglessness teeth gnashing will have to suffice instead. We all know the drill.
  5. Not unless she plans on having an abortion too.
  6. The journey from having to guzzle beer at Scholz’ pregame because FEC’s prohibitions to a practice facility named after a local vodka company is weird one to travel. But whatever.
  7. Did those numbers adjust for our exceptionalism in obesity? If they could see our dicks, they’d know of their majesty.
  8. Extra added bonus: It’s hard to prove in a tent.
  9. I sometimes forget what serious business this place is.
  10. Kush is a lock for Day 1 in the Gallows Draft.
  11. That is the most wrong one could possibly go in the effort to get some tail.
  12. Sadly, you would have to be more specific.
  13. Mudhoney this Saturday in Olympia.
  14. Probably those goddamn Canadians again.
  15. I hate Gonzaga, I hate Timme, but damnit I just can’t enjoy Arkansas winning.
  16. Rather small, though now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
  17. It’d be a lot cooler if you finish the Moody Center on time?
  18. And that innocent little boy? Well, he became Chad Fuck.
  19. I’m not sure I want a cockburn anyway.
  20. Are you kidding ? Thank you, Pete Carroll. If he had continued to run Lendale White, I’m not sure Vince would have been in a position to do his magic.
  21. How often did he talk about Comet Pizza? Constantly, hourly or just daily?
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