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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. No doubt that performance encouraged vigorous circulation to organs that were atrophying. She’s Florence Nightengale with a fake rack. What kind of world are we living in where this isn’t lauded?
  2. Real Chad shit? Please elaborate.
  3. Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.
  4. I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.
  5. In Texas’ defense, I spent a week at S Padre in early August and saw nary a MAGA flag. Quite possibly an aberration but I’ll take it.
  6. Jesus that is some scary shit.
  7. There’s no future and England’s dreaming God save the king
  8. They shoot unicorns, don’t they?
  9. Death or ruination for TFG would be swell, sure, but at a bare minimum it would be nice if he isn’t elected President again, again.
  10. Based only of what I’ve seen of Herschel Walker’s speeches, paying Favre not to give speeches may be a defensible position.
  11. I didn’t know red wings were on the menu!
  12. Like other purported Trump gotchas, I fear it’ll go something like this
  13. Just asking questions? Or does the Twitterer have a basis for the statement?
  14. She’s been an honest, rational, firm stool in a morass (heh heh) of GOP diarrhea mired in a factory farm waste containment pool whose environmental regulations she probably hobbled during the Trump presidential occupation period. A high bar to be sure, but I for one am appreciating her apparent principles.
  15. Or a Mike Vick alter ego.
  16. It does offer some perspective to why giant flightless birds died out when we arrived. Scary m’fers.
  17. It’s akin to being handed a rental car with a speed governor and then complaining it’s not going fast. Of course it isn’t! Ownership decided higher performance is detrimental to their interests. The vehicle is performing as intended.
  18. Rename it the Fwd: Fwd: Party and you may make some inroads with the olds. Or so I was told.
  19. I don’t know that there’s anywhere you can go in the US to get away from these knuckleheads except maybe Idaho.
  20. If my kid ever did that, they’d be grounded. Which I suppose they were.
  21. You wanna piece of me? -Frank Constanza / Humphty Drumphty
  22. Also, so SAD! that anyone genuinely thinks Trump is a paragon of manliness. He’s the worst and weakest a man can be. Men and the world deserve better.
  23. While we’re asking, how about Mrs Miscaveige? She hasn’t been seen in public for 15 years, though she did go to Milford’s sister school.
  24. I support further concentration of jackasses in FL, making them easier to avoid. Win-win.
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