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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Did those numbers adjust for our exceptionalism in obesity? If they could see our dicks, they’d know of their majesty.
  2. Extra added bonus: It’s hard to prove in a tent.
  3. I sometimes forget what serious business this place is.
  4. Kush is a lock for Day 1 in the Gallows Draft.
  5. That is the most wrong one could possibly go in the effort to get some tail.
  6. Sadly, you would have to be more specific.
  7. Mudhoney this Saturday in Olympia.
  8. Probably those goddamn Canadians again.
  9. I hate Gonzaga, I hate Timme, but damnit I just can’t enjoy Arkansas winning.
  10. Rather small, though now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
  11. It’d be a lot cooler if you finish the Moody Center on time?
  12. And that innocent little boy? Well, he became Chad Fuck.
  13. I’m not sure I want a cockburn anyway.
  14. Are you kidding ? Thank you, Pete Carroll. If he had continued to run Lendale White, I’m not sure Vince would have been in a position to do his magic.
  15. How often did he talk about Comet Pizza? Constantly, hourly or just daily?
  16. This being the first post-transfer portal NIL Covid year era March Madness, I’ll confess that what was already the best sports thing going now has an all new window shopping dimension. You could potentially be watching near-future Longhorns. Interesting.
  17. Forget Shakafeude, I’m here for the Brock-Brady cage match.
  18. I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.
  19. On the upside, I timed my new iodine-infused vodka product line perfectly.
  20. Probably not. The Entertainment industry is so cutthroat.
  21. Dirty diapers are disgusting. Abbott et al are far worse. It is true evil that seeks to stoke fears and biases at the expense of innocent human lives. There’s no descriptor bad enough for it.
  22. I share with you this story of hope. Trump asking supporters to fund new plane after emergency landing https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/597673-trump-asking-supporters-to-fund-new-plane-after-emergency-landing
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