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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. wife and had Moderna 1 and 2, both of us ended up with breakthrough Vid back in September (though she’s a lifelong asthmatic and was hit much harder than myself), and got boosted Friday around noon. we were both down for count yesterday…chills, sweaty, sore all over, felt like i'd been in a car wreck. today, only arm soreness remains. but we are now invincible…and the 5G reception is outstanding.
  2. Kyrie Eleison replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    dude…bulls it. Urban Meyer ran your show. there’s not dirtier motherfucker in football than UM.
  3. Kyrie Eleison replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    dude…bulls it. Urban Meyer ran your show. there’s not dirtier motherfucker in football than UM.
  4. y’all, don’t buy his bullshit…he’s going over there for no other reason than to pay die Hure to shit on his chest. Christmas market my ass…
  5. when i was doing my masters at Duke, that influx of Yankees was there because they were attending Duke and never left. we used to call Duke the University of New Jersey at Durham. RTP was in its infancy back then, and there were beaucoup good jobs for fresh grads, and they just stuck around. was in Raleigh for a wedding a couple of months back, and repeatedly said to myself "you fucking dumbass, you should've NEVER left."
  6. those fucking shoes, y'all...that's Rudy level shit. and it's staged...look at how he starts walking from a stand still at the beginning. dude's a waste of oxygen no matter how one cuts it.
  7. i’m naming my next dog “motherfuckface”…
  8. Kyrie Eleison replied to smuggs's topic in Lulz
  9. Guess Family BBQ... or Helberg BBQ...
  10. it's a burnt orange truck, too...
  11. i've seen that pic a thousand times and i've yet to notice a difference between them other than either the lighting or whatever he's selling apparently raises the fuck outta your blood pressure.
  12. Kyrie Eleison replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    you know what’s badass? your ASPY coach has yet to beat our retard who’s been pushed out the door. good luck in the future, fucktard.
  13. Kyrie Eleison replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    better than yours. and we have scoreboard on you for 4 years now. so yeah…way ahead of you.
  14. Kyrie Eleison replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    lol…Zeus. how’s Mullen smell now?
  15. that bike bridge is baby shit compared to this...
  16. exactly this. you might want to call ahead to Guess and see if they still have what you want, however.
  17. even with my having spent some time in timeout, i've still managed to get as of now exactly 100 jury trials under my belt. and a few of those have been in front of some crazy as fuck judges. but i've never been in front of a judge that's this fucked up. he reminds me of what you'd see in any random JP court in Texas. this whole fucking thing has been a goat rodeo from the word go.
  18. that's a good one too, but most translations err on the side of prudence when it comes to this and other passages. to wit..taking into account both literal and idiom... "She really wanted to fuck her lovers again, all of whom had cocks as big as a donkey and jizzed like horses." that's actually much closer to how it would be read in the original during that time period. and frankly how it should be translated. i fucking love sluts so much.
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