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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Tell your wife to call me.
  2. It seems like both Republicans and Democrats failed to learn from their most recent losses. After Romney lost the Republicans needed to stop being so racist and socially conservative to appeal to a larger demographic of minorities and young people. Instead they doubled down on all that stupid shit and yeah, Trump won, but it has and will continue to fuck them in the long run. After Clinton lost the Democrats didn’t learn the lesson that voters need a reason to vote for you that isn’t just “look at these crazy Republican assholes, you can’t vote for them so you have to vote for me.” They didn’t run on any meaningful platform change or give voters a clear message about why they should want a Democrat in office. So you get the shit ass results we’ve seen so far. Basically all of this is the end of Burn After Reading.
  3. List of things that are Hillary’s fault: 1. Not flipping the Senate 2. Barely scraping out a Biden victory 3. Climate change (think about it) 4. The Iraq war 5. Canceling the tv show Firefly after 1 season 6. High Republican turnout in the rust belt 7. The Star Wars prequels 8. The bank denying me a loan because I wouldn’t tell them my name and only had Pokemon cards as collateral
  4. Also can we talk about how all of this is Hillary Clinton’s fault? Because it is.
  5. Yeah, that’s the biggest issue. Not the law that says votes received after the election aren’t counted. That’s just a good and cool law that is totally fair and every other state has the same law and there’s nothing we can or should do about it and fuck those idiots.
  6. There’s a newish Sichuan place called Taste Sichuan by the Galleria that is pretty damn good. Better than Mala in Montrose, maybe a notch below Mala in Chinatown.
  7. /steps up to podium /taps microphone /places lips directly on microphone BERNIE WOULD HAVE ALREADY WON
  8. Dems need to quit being pussies and actually start fighting back. Last night inspired me to join a local ISIS cell and I pledge to take Dan Crenshaw’s remaining eye. Join me in paradise brothers! Inshallah.
  9. /types out 5000 word response to obvious troll thread /gets trolled WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
  10. I want my money back.
  11. I am drinking all the Kool Aid and believe the lies told to me by PAC fundraisers about flipping the house and I’m gonna say 11.
  12. Hank Scorpio

    TexMex

    I hadn’t been to Hugo’s in a long time, went last week for happy hour and it’s still fucking amazing. The lobster tacos are my favorite.
  13. After that Iowa debate with the crop price question I don’t see how any self respecting Iowan could vote for Ernst.
  14. Bunch of fucking idiots in this thread who have seen the light and are voting against Trump but appear to be poised to immediately go back to being fucking idiots after this. Hooray.
  15. It would be ridiculous for a Republican hack like Hanen to toss the votes out, have the decision affirmed by the 5th circuit 2-1 with Edith Brown writing the opinion, and going up to the Supreme Court where it’s upheld by a 5-4 Court with the principled John Robert’s voting with the liberals because he has coverage. That could never happen.
  16. Nancy Pelosi should be killed regardless of marrying or fucking.
  17. It’s hilarious that the biggest knock against a politician is that he’s anti any-fucking-idiot-can-own-a-machine-gun.
  18. I live in Houston and you people are fucking insane if you think it beats Chicago. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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