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Gatorubet

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  1. During my time as an ATO at Florida, we went up to Tallahassee for a social with the Chi Omega sorority. The afternoon and evening before the social and the Bundy attack some of them, my fraternity brother and I with some the Chi Os at an apartment complex pool area. Needless to say, the social did not happen the following day. I was working at Florida’s Library West at the time, and for a while I had many sorority girls ask me to walk them home when the library closed because everyone was terrified of Bundy. I enthusiastically embraced that role of ‘you are safe with me’ guy. I’m not sure how I can explain that but….
  2. “No, never convicted…” or “There’s at least Tree Fiddy of us!” instead of “we rise”, etc
  3. Dammit. Three years of law school and 35 years of practice wasted. My stupid law school never told me how to file a POWERHOUSE lawsuit.
  4. I got 96 right now and 58% humidity. this is not enjoyable.
  5. I bet the widow is being courted by a bunch of dentally challenged guys in Adidas sweatpants looking to get their hands on that sweet, sweet potato sack windfall.
  6. if you think the Lindberg baby kidnapping, Judge Crater’s and Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearances - and the Rockefeller kid vanishing in the jungles of New Guinea - are not related to President Obama stealing the Time Machine built to go back in time to catch the 2020 election steal mules red handed - then you are probably a part of the Deep State.
  7. Drug reptiles be smokin’ - usually
  8. “Hello, ICE? I have news of some communists who are violating our immigration laws…I’ll hold.”
  9. I suggest you give any information that can establish those facts to law-enforcement, as that is a crime.
  10. So - how many packs of cigs did that cost in the joint? Or was that during your randy prison guard employment phase?
  11. go on….
  12. Speaking of thumbs - the unattractive strippers wind up with John’s like this
  13. I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.
  14. I’ve read that a very, very, very unattractive stripper is the most interesting stripper. Because of the type of jobs that they are forced to accept because of their unattractiveness. So they wind up beingmuch better luncheon conversation companions, what with the midget, sharpie and donkey stories and so forth..
  15. He ain’t got no shins!!
  16. That looks like Humpty - about to go fight all the King’s horses, and all the king’s men in a bar.
  17. Like baseball….JOBY been berry, berry good to me….lately IBRX not so much
  18. if you were going to close the deal in the early mid 70s, you better have had Bread ready on the eight track
  19. I spent the last two years trying to pay off every debt I have except the two-something percent mortgage, now less than six figures to pay off. I see no reason to pay it off when I make more than my mortgage interest on investments. i’m very close to being able to live off my Social Security and the interest on my savings. Not living large, obviously, but food, shelter, utilities, and occasional dining and vacations are covered. So we’re talking inside cabin berth carnival cruise instead of first class airfare and a Viking European river cruise. We’re talking pasta dinners at home instead of lunches at Clancy‘s and Herbsaint. Having lived a life where food and shelter was not always a thing, I will be extremely fine having those and dumping most of my streaming entertainment and cable - and getting back to reading more - which I unconsciously abandoned doing at some point and need to go back to. Which is all to say, I urge all of you optimists to take this very seriously and start hunkering down, saving money and preparing for some hard times ahead. Those of you with Obamacare or Medicaid for your health situations need to be even more cognizant of this, and depending on your medical situation moving to a Third World country that has OK medical care that you can purchase cheaply there might be an option. Once things get really bad I do not expect them to recover anytime soon. A lot of us have begun to understand that brisket sledge is an actual thing. Once you accept that reality, the next step is thinking about what happens when you fall off the ledge.
  20. username suggests you liked the left boob better anyway.
  21. I got to go backstage for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and/or Mudcrutch several times, as my older brother was a friend of Tom’s and they both shared early 1970s Gainesville shenanigans. I only saw them a couple times before they left Gainesville in 1973 - I think. But they were generous with their time when we saw them. This was long after they had settled down as married men and fathers, and not actively rounding up groupies. Which was unfortunate. All I got.
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