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Gatorubet

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  1. Of VA hires? I think that’s about right Inka. I think that veterans make up 20 to 25% of the entire federal workforce, so veterans are gonna be taking it in the ass in a proportion greater than other demographics when you look at all of Elmo’s cuts across the board. Now all we need to make America Great Again is Trump gutting FEMA - and the Gulf of Trump to get even hotter and bring some cooling 140 mph winds and storm surge water to several hot red states this summer.
  2. Like I said earlier, I think actual violence against the GOP will be conducted by PTSD suffering veterans financially and emotionally destroyed by Elmo and Trump. Not only is our country caring for our injured veterans, a sacred obligation, it’s similar to the respect owed all who gave their life in World War I on its hundredth anniversary, and….. Oh crap. Never mind.
  3. Well, I’m sure that Texans self-restrict barbecuing when dry wind is blowing.
  4. “ Potentially historic group sex between Gator and Victoria’s Secret models Wednesday” does not mean it will absolutely happen, it just means that it could. I have almost half a day left.
  5. By the second OT, everyone was absolutely gassed - and lots of mistakes were made from fatigue. It’s hard to prepare for a game of that intensity that lasted so long. Everyone was breathing like carps out of water and some were cramping up. Fun as hell game to watch though. There was no lack of desire on either side, and everyone was balling as hard as they could on fumes
  6. The dust that Poncho bit down south ended up in Lefty’s mouth…
  7. I wish I had the knowledge and wisdom of all you posters who are extremely familiar with the market and related investment instruments. All my dumbass knew is, that at my ancientness, I could not lose everything. or half of everything. So after the Trump swearing in stock market bump from fans of deregulation, I sold everything in my 401K (two decently aggressive mutual funds) and bought a bond fund that has all government backed bond instruments. I have an old SEP IRA with about $100K in it that I turned into a CD making about 4.5%. I have no idea what to do with it other than try to protect it from losing half its value if Trump’ economic plan continues in its current path. I would love to hear your thoughts as to how the dollar will do against various other international currencies, given what the hell is happening w/ tariffs and all of the financial reporting worried about a recession or even stagflation. tl;tr Does anyone have thoughts on a currency that is likely to do better against the dollar if the tariff wars continue, interest rates rise and unemployment increases more than modestly? Naturally, you have absolution for negging me for a stupid question penalty.
  8. That BYU center is the reincarnation of Dennis Rodman. I’ll never figure out how a division one athlete with all the coaching and time to practice in the world can’t get better than 40% on free throws. But damn does he own the boards…
  9. All of those women working at the various lunch places where the meteorologists go are now freed from the slavery of employment - and can go back to making babies and supporting their husband in his more important endeavors.
  10. Bank of America and Wells Fargo down about 6% today among the carnage. Because the good news is that even though you were fired, now that you are unemployed your portfolio and 401(k) are worth less.
  11. Hell, Key West seceded in 1982, and then declared war on the United States (only to immediately surrender and seek economic aid). Conch Republic, RIP
  12. Her hubs is an electrician and owns his own company. They were lots of posts on his website about how he must also be a racist if his wife is so racist, and generally dunking on the guy. I see that his website is now “down for maintenance”… which must be the reason why his company‘s Facebook page is also disabled. lol like shark smelling blood more than a few people showed up to shit talk his work, claiming to be former clients and giving him a one star. They could be legit unhappy clients now emboldened to leave a review, or just people trying to hurt his business with negative reviews. I wish I had more detail to know whether she ate by herself, she ate with a gaggle of racist Karens, or if the hubs was present at the meal. But as is often the case, her fucking around led to him finding out as well. Now that Internet sleuths have disclosed where she lives, I’m sure she is freaking out. Her refusing to meet a buyer unless it was at the police station means she’s already pretty damn paranoid. I’m positive that they will be getting the most interesting letters in their postbox. Her kids might be getting multiple opinions by their classmates regarding the worth of their mother. I hope those assholes have to move.
  13. I know this is difficult for somebody as astoundingly stupid as you, but the difference is Biden was trying to stop genocide and Putin supports genocide and is supported by Trump. This, I know, has escaped you.
  14. if you are going to troll then expect to be treated like a troll. Saying the same stupid shit over and over and refusing to explain yourself no matter how many times people ask will always result in the kind of response you are getting. A smarter person would know that
  15. I’ve been unfriending all of my MAGA neighbors, past and present, from my Facebook. I made the mistake of going on Facebook because a friend is very ill and I wanted to leave my best wishes, but I saw all of this bullshit from my neighbors about how great it was that Trump was getting rid of the fraud and we can finally get behind Hunter Biden’s laptop. This neighbor works for the DOD after a lifetime on government tit as a marine. Every hurricane he has a problem, keeping his chest freezers going and always runs out of gas. I always help him out with extension cords from my generator or giving him 20-30 gallons of gas when he runs out. I’m not going to talk to him, I’m not going to engage him, I’m not gonna say anything negative to him. But I hope he loses his federal job - and he can go find gas by himself from now to eternity.
  16. Why rely on people in Arkansas to give you avian flu when you can get it so much closer to home and without all of those woke government regulations.
  17. Wanna see what Google maps says when you ask to “find a Century 21 realtor who recently got fired for being a racist”. apparently, she just posted an ad to sell a large dumbbell set - but only if you will meet her for the sale at the police station. Oh, she’s terrified gangs of mezicanz gonna kidnap her and make her pay tips
  18. The hell you say?
  19. Wait - I’m gonna make 90? Sweet!!!
  20. Helobious, I appreciate you affirming the validity of everything my former law partner said, as only you can do.
  21. But she seems to have a redeeming sense of humor, no? I’m sure her employer will understand
  22. My former law partner is doing her normal escape Carnival season and went to Isla Mujeres. She has been going there several times a year for 35 years. She said that this is the first time that she has felt self-conscious being an American there - as this is the first time she has felt an undercurrent of animosity toward her. She said the interactions were never rude or overtly negative - but instead of her normal experience ofmultiple wait staff at different locations being super friendly (like she has always experienced), this time they seemed to show more forced professionally polite demeanor- and very neutral in their communications. Maybe a first time visitor would not notice that, but she texted me that she was deeply saddened and depressed by the whole experience.
  23. The proud slaveowner part still retains a certain cachet, I will admit.
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